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Ralph Jones

@OhHiRalphJones

Comedy, journalism and books - sometimes all at once. Book about the microphone out in April. Also @The_Awkward_S and @criminalimprov.

Oxford เข้าร่วม Aralık 2011
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Guy Lambert
Guy Lambert@GuyLambertUK·
Thanks @skytv for spending good money on a show that has grabbed attention, brings new on-screen talent to a country starved of opportunities for emerging performers, and employs writers/crew in a struggling industry that is woefully unsupported and ignored by Government #SNLUK
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Movie Prawn Guy?
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
Yes. Yes, that's what SNL UK needs - Graham Linehan! Puzzling why they didn't hire him. Puzzling.
The Legal Occupier@Castademon89

@5tevieM It's quite clearly TERRIBLE. They could have hired Mitchell and Webb, Armstrong and Miller, Graham Linehan and other brilliant writers and made something memorable. Puzzling stuff.

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Dave Benson Phillips
Dave Benson Phillips@DaveBensonPhill·
Walking through the streets of Worthing Town, and THIS caught my eye.
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The Iain Duncan Smiths
The Iain Duncan Smiths@TheIDSmiths·
Buying as many quiches and pain-au-chocolats as possible to belligerently reinforce my pro-genocide outlook, I am suddenly dismayed to realise that it is unwittingly, and by some distance, the funniest thing that I, a standup comedian, have ever done
Josh Howie@joshxhowie

Delivery for ⁦@KathViner

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Plutôt la Barbie
Plutôt la Barbie@plutotlabarbie·
Pray, tell us more about the toxic manosphere, o sagacious one.
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David Baddiel@Baddiel

Some may be surprised by how all the men in @louistheroux 's Manosphere doc turn out to be antisemites, but it follows from their logic. First, obviously, Jew hatred is clickbait, but more importantly, these men promote versions of themselves as brave mavericks unafraid to stick it to the feminised liberal Establishment - and as such, they need an embodiment of power to kick against - one that they, in their I-don’t-give-a-fuck performance, are smashing through. They need the myth of the Matrix. They begin with women as the control but soon they move on to Jews, who provide a darker mythology of control for them to perform being not-controlled by.

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Sam Alberti
Sam Alberti@sam_alberti·
few things better embody the mentality these tech billionaires have than when William Shatner tried to have a moment of reflection on man's place in the world after going into space — only for Bezos to cut him off and pop champagne in his face
Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸@pmarca

It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.

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Mr Demos of Pnyx
Mr Demos of Pnyx@gem_ste·
This is one of the greatest visual gags in history. The way Emu quickly glances to the side to check no one's looking before grabbing Hull's neck and chucking him in the freezer. And the somersault at such a tight angle. A visual gag artist at his absolute peak, sensational.
Prof. Frank McDonough@FXMC1957

17 March 1999. Rod Hull died (aged 63). He always appeared with Emu, a mute and highly aggressive arm-length puppet. Hull died in a tragic accident while trying to adjust the TV aerial on the roof of his bungalow, then slipping and falling to his death.

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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
@andrewhankinson As a dad of two in the same boat, I'm intrigued to ask - isn't it harder financially to refuse them? Or do you have a regular enough stream of income coming from elsewhere?
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Andrew Hankinson
Andrew Hankinson@andrewhankinson·
Compare with the UK where I get asked to write reported features for 20p or 30p/word (I say no to those publications because I'm a dad of 3 who can't work for less than minimum wage). It's why UK features are so often just hurriedly grabbed quotes, cuttings trawl + lame intro.
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Culture Crave 🍿
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave·
“Tonight we are celebrating people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt, it’s an art form that needs to be protected" — Will Arnett while presenting the Animation awards at the #Oscars
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
It's all go in the life of a private chef for a professional footballer!
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