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The ‘M’ In Johannesburg Is For Monogamy.

I Hope You Practice An Argument In Your Head And Never Get The Chance To Say It.

I Hope Your Group Chat Goes Silent Right After You Send A Message.

I Hope Your Alarm Snoozes Itself Into Making You Late.

I Hope Your Phone Autocorrects Every Word Except The One You Need Fixed.

Big weekend coming up for women who don’t talk back. 💍🐄

Unfortunately, you can deny your childhood trauma all you want, but your romantic life will reveal the truth every time.

Her story is that what appeared to be an administrative error turned out to be an intentional act of fraud. Her attempts to resolve the matter revealed a system of fraud, perpetuated by representatives of the organisation. The organisation’s failure to bring forward names makes them complicit, hence she keeps saying the bank orchestrated the attacks. How was this lost on you?

We Don’t See Butterflies Anymore.

Silent… Or Silenced?

The Silence From Official News Sources On Prof Anele’s Story Is Noticed.

Not One Official News Outlet Thought Prof Anele’s Story Was Worth Covering?

iDyan’kazi.

Thandeka, Sukuma Mka’m Bakubone. 🌸#BBMzansiS6

Lowkey Need That Ultrahuman Ring.

@Khensi_20 Hard No.

Bafazi yes or no?

An Eviction Delayed Is Not An Eviction Denied. #BBMzansiS6

I Need To Rewatch Black Mirror.

@AdvoBarryRoux Senior Administrator? With That Salary?

A former Home Affairs senior administrator, Hellen Nkogatse, is linked to a luxurious double-storey mansion built in Setlaboswane, Ga-Masemola (Limpopo). She approved 426 visas between 2021 and 2023 while earning a monthly salary of R25,000 - R30,000.

Every Watch Online Reads 10:10 And It’s Not A Coincidence.

No Veins.

No Arm Definition. No Tricep. No Bicep.

Haven’t Seen A Man With A Defined Jawline In A While.