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@theMakarioz And calling her bro and man? He needs to try dating one instead of trying to turn her into his little boy toy.

@theMakarioz These two people are not compatible. They need tosplit and find partners that match their individual energies… because they’re terrible as a couple.

This woman's boyfriend ended up calling the police on her after an argument escalated over a stray animal she brought into his house, and many people are divided over whether it was a valid reason 😳

@Fine_Babyy You’re right… that moment when their entire arm is devoured by the fabric of my dress… I don’t like this.

I speak for all women when I say we don’t like this!!!

@Avabelly__ That’s where you now install a walking path…

Maybe I'm being petty, but this annoyed me more than it probably should have. I got a package delivered today, and instead of using the sidewalk or driveway, the UPS driver just walked straight across my lawn to get to the front door. I know some people are going to say, "It's just grass." And honestly, if it happened once, I probably wouldn't care. The problem is that it keeps happening. There's already a worn path through part of the yard from people cutting across it, and I spend a lot of time trying to keep the lawn looking decent. What gets me is that there was a perfectly good sidewalk and driveway right there. Using either one would have added maybe a few seconds to the trip. I appreciate the delivery, and I'm not trying to make anyone's job harder. But when you're walking across someone else's property every day, isn't using the actual walkway just common courtesy? Am I overreacting, or would it bother you too if delivery drivers kept treating your yard like a shortcut? 🤔

@LiberNovo I realized I couldn’t get an office chair to support my weight without breaking the bank… so instead I’m getting a standing desk and a flat treadmill to walk on while I stand at the desk.

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@zqfgwz I deadass don’t respect anyone that uses a series of random letters as their username because it screams BOT

I deadass dont respect anyone that goons to fucking Ai porn

@HemishaV I find it amusing how many women will put this flag under a rock so they can boink a guy for a night but still call themselves a lesbian the next day

What is the first thing you think about when you see this flag??

@Jassmini2 Should partners be allowed to invade privacy just because they put rings on?

@TheJoeySwoll Girl, go to bed, it’s past your bed time.

So just because he's older he can't go out and have fun? He’s literally just minding his own business and you do this to try and embarrass him for it? Shame on you. You too will be older one day and I hope by then you learn the difference between "their" and “there”.

@WallStreetApes It’s not a fat tax, it’s the cost of the extra fabric used

Black American buys a clothing item at Target She is asking for a “price match” because the 3XL size that she wears is $2 more than standard sizes. She says this is a “fat tax” She says this doesn’t make sense and tells Target to price match the cost for her…. It’s not a “fat tax,” clothing in larger sizes requires more fabric, which directly increases material costs It’s basic economics. If you order a large coffee that’s more than a small coffee

Reality can be cruel... :'] #oc

@hiiteddyyy I’m so glad we’re friends

if u aren’t sending nsfw telegram stickers to your friend are you really friends

@JustThatGuyAdam I love that I can buy a bag of JUST these :D

The worst candy in the history of mankind is the Runts banana. There is nothing that comes close.

@aamber_moore Let’s just say after twenty years together, I might…

@Omega_Blank you wouldnt know that :P

what would you choose? 👀

@reddit_lies I guess you haven’t figured out what being the cuck actually means… it’ll happen eventually.

Reddit moment.

@AmazingPopPod I met him in a book store on the Santa Monica promenade in the late 90s. Didn’t say anything, we just kind of did the curtesy nod and went about our business, but I really wanted to say something… just couldn’t. Forgot what words were in that moment.

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Emilio Estevez?

@z3fzz Very, very sick in the head. Guilty.

@Avabelly__ Talk to Mercury Stardust (not sure if she’s on X or not) about how to repair that on your own!

I called a handyman to fix one small hole in my drywall. After a quick look, he handed me a quote for $700. 😳 He explained all the steps involved, but it's still hard for me to wrap my head around that price for what seems like a simple repair. Now I'm wondering if that's a fair quote or if I should get a second opinion. Be honest... would you pay $700 to fix one hole in a wall, or would you keep shopping around? 🤔🔨

@EpicClipVault I’ve used the men’s room in the past. No one cares. It’s a toilet.

Dad checks the women’s bathroom before his daughter goes in and thank God he did 🤦‍♂️