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3 different service announcements on the TTC PA system and I think I managed to piece together a total of 2 words. I’m sitting on a stopped train and have no idea what’s happening. @TTCnotices

@JarvisGoogoo @allan_cheapshot Bret and 1-2-3 on TV tho… Bro!

#OnThisDay in 1992: WWF Superstars aired: The legend that is Virgil got a WWF Title match vs. Bret Hart.

The most perfect answer: "If I haven't drawn money, then there'd been a lot of stupid people that have employed me for 36 years."

Greatness

I’m glad you guys could all make it to this band meeting. I have an idea. Now hear me out - We'll save a lot of money by changing the band name to...

Soldier’s Tower. I’ll make this a tile pattern someday soon.

@TheThirstyWench Nice. K1000 FTW

Also noteworthy: 1. Greg is a music nerd of the highest and most awesome order. 2. His #DailyUnheardAlbum posts on this platform are both consistent and gate-opening. 3. He’s a delight to talk to in person, if you’re lucky enough find him out in the wild.

@johnnyneither00 @CastrosLounge Haulin’ ass to Castros in a goddamn PT cruiser.

The majesty of rock, the mystery of roll….

@JarvisGoogoo Nice. I feel like a splat of Sambal might work well too.

@JarvisGoogoo Jarvis, what is this sauce you’ve been putting on your food lately? Sriracha?

Ya no

Does this mean that one of those things that @StormhunterTWN and @DmjHodge chase around are coming to my back yard, like… right now? #ONstorm

@TheToddWilliams Victim: no

ME (as a police sketch artist): Is this him?...

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@tyronemund I felt it tho, so ‘hi’ back

@allan_cheapshot In all fairness, running a small pawn shop in Chile sounds delightful to me.

WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game endings were insane. Undertaker, Yokozuna, Doink, and Bam Bam Bigelow all become mass murderers, Shawn Michaels gets gang raped, Razor Ramon becomes suicidal and Bret Hart becomes a movie star. [thread] 🧵

@TheThirstyWench “Time moves differently”. You nailed that.