jinx 💖

But then you gotta hit them with the “clear comms” when they’re trying too hard and not good at it

beautiful midwestern woman summer

@midwestemoclown My dude how did you manage to put couch instead of coach multiple times lolololol but also maybe a new couch COULD fix us too who knows

It feels like I am breathing water outside 🙂

I unironically did this in 2023 drunk on stream, going through my last breakup and job searching. Ranting about that dude and swigging straight from a giant potion bottle was not me at my best, but I got the offer for my current job 3 days later 🤷‍♀️

Which of you is the person who just dmed me on discogs asking to buy my @TinyVoicesWI album? I was so confused until I checked the discogs page for it and I was unaware how comparatively rare/high demand it is, im proud of my tiniest voiced friends 🥹

Today was pretty good but nothing beats getting this news. I really thought I was going to lose her over the winter but we both fuckin rallied and now she’s back to her opinionated, immortal self 🥰 she had to review the email too just to be sure

@midwestemoclown I think this is a really good idea in general!! But also I needed to text you today so I’m glad you didn’t do it today lol

@s_ofs_ But I’m SO glad they did 🥰

my official review

I try to be more offline and largely fail but today I did not even know about the threat of nuclear war until Kyle asked me at 5pm whether I’d still go to Minneapolis tomorrow if theres nukes launched tonight and I was like HUH

I forgot to update yall that I dyed my hair a week ago but I needed to show you that I finally wore my thrifted flightsuit today (with a rhinestone belt and rhinestone heels) because I will not ever serve my country but god damn will I serve cunt

@gothsconsin 4 :( in my defense 3 of them are the ones in the headline and then Ekin Su because she was on Traitors and it’s just a really memorable name

if you recognize more than three names mentioned in this tweet i have bad news for you

Forgot to post this screenshot before but I need a moment of recognition for whatever gay works at YouTube music and suggests Gimme More when you search for slayyy like oh my god so true you get it

It’s also important to note that these were legitimate suggestions. Not throwaway jokes. Each one was preceded by “ooh you know what you should do?” Meanwhile my dad and I were like ok 👍 back to what we were saying

Was trying to have a serious life planning discussion with my dad over the phone and my mom kept interrupting with ideas for part time jobs. 1) teach piano - I don’t own a piano nor do I play anymore 2) SAT prep 3) build a science-themed mini golf course 4) teach a class at UW

Working from home today so went on a lunchtime excursion to Ulta and the Asian market next door to get boba and everyone keeps complimenting my outfit I am living that life von Dutch cult classic but I still pop

The embarrassing thing is the first half of these rules were almost all part of my rules for most my life. I’ve worked really hard, especially in the last two years, to get myself to stop these rules. The only one I still can’t break and never will is hot drinks. Absolutely not.

@starshollowia Wanting to hear the beat down fight riff you’ll play if someone says “anger”

I do music based interventions in therapy sometimes and when a kid chooses to do a “disgust” song I rip out the nastiest breakdowns and I really need to be in a heavy band asap.

My important work stuff for tomorrow got canceled so I stayed up past my bedtime playing sporcle quizzes as a special treat 😎 #yolo #imturning30sooncanyoutell #itskindawildthathashtagsweresuchabriefmomentandnomore #like #ithinkionlyseethemusedbyspamaccountsnow #wow

Real ones know that they’re frequently inventing new apples at University of Minnesota and you can try them at the Apple House 😎