Patrick Osborn

strikers instinct @dwightgayle

@BerkoSquashRbll @squashmasters @karakaluk Sadly the dates clash with the Racketball/Squash57 Home Internationals weekend in Cardiff...

⏭️ Next up on the Masters Squash circuit is the 1st of the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @squashmasters @karakaluk Regional Events for the new 2025/26 season 🏠 And it’s at our place! 🗓️ 3 weeks to go ✍️ Entries close this Friday 🆕 New season, new challenge 😍 It’s going to be a brilliant weekend!

#Padel shots have #Spanish names like 'vibora' and 'chiquita'. Does this half-volley winner out through the door have a Spanish name?

2.5 hours on court at the @UK_Racketball run @karakaluk sponsored #racketball / #Squash57 Nationals over the weekend and the matches just got tougher and tougher ... but always FUN. @englandsquash

The British born sport of squash will be at #LA28 but so far in 2025 the #BBC have published less than 1 squash article/month and 60% of those were thanks to the efforts of @karakaluk sponsored @JoelMakin who won the #PSA Squash Tour Finals ... bbc.com/sport/squash/a…

"A sandwich has more regulation than AI" ... youtu.be/qe9QSCF-d88

It was a long day on court at the @karakaluk sponsored @EssexSra #Squash57 Singles Championships with over 3 hours on court, burning close to 2k calories...plan is to be walking again by Wednesday.

There is no shortage of live #Padel on the TV with many a chiquita, bajada and vibora but what about the 'servicio de retorno fuera de la red a través de la puerta' which is probably in need of a snappier name just in case it's ever seen again! @karakaluk pura suerte.

An excellent day out at @rocketpadel Ilford participating in the GB Padel Camp, run by the charismatic @JakeBewley11 ... @karakaluk was awarded the EOD honour in the form of an aspirationally sized ROCKET shirt.

The 2025 @UK_Racketball #Squash57 season sponsored by @karakaluk is fully under way with Internationals lining up in September ... happy days. @englandsquash

#Padel, aka #padeltennis, is taking off in the UK and @karakaluk is playing ...

Stage 1 of the #squash inter-county #masters is a week away ... thank you to @karakaluk

The winter tennis break is largely over and the 2025 season is up and running ... thanks to @karakaluk

Another 'evolution by design' winner from @karakaluk ...

If you were lucky enough to own a residential property and your neighbour broke down your garden fence, moved their caravan into your back garden and threw rocks through your windows then what would you think should be done that would result in a "just and lasting peace"?

#Trump declares drug cartels as 'foreign terrorist organisations' and then pardons a dark web bitcoin 'drug pusher' ...

Excellent #Squash57 introduction event at the #OBAREN squash masters training session in #Tokyo thanks to the sponsorship from @karakaluk and @priceofbath

#Azerbaijan is hosting #cop29 and is expecting to up gas production by 1/3rd in the coming decade. President #Aliyev says they "should not be blamed" for having fossil fuel reserves ... they are a "gift from God". Ok, worry not, the consequences will be another gift from above.

Have Sundays been cancelled? Do we now have a 6-day week?

In the 80's I think I might have been buying squash shoes with my lunch vouchers but after more than 3 decades with the same employer I hope we all got our money's worth: Meta fires staff for buying toothpaste, not lunch bbc.com/news/articles/…