Peter Sturman
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Peter Sturman
@PDSturman
The bloke you see out running who should know better.
Near Norwich, England เข้าร่วม Şubat 2009
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@qikipedia Was this the hoarder guy ? Seem to remember a tv report
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@BoredElonMusk To think anyone would want their milk to taste like cheese needs to ask themselves whey?
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@garybrannan The items round the pool look like items 1 to 4 on the Bullseye prize board. There's a speedboat on a cradle on the back wall behind the photographer.
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Only one way to celebrate this; and that’s with a terrified Jim Bowen who clearly can’t swim frolicking in his home swimming pool

British Crisps@CrispsOfBritain
What on Earth have I just bought? Bullseye crisps?!
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@LauraFMcConnell @seanmcdonald01 Route yet 'Route 66'gets an exception
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We used to be a real country
Great British Getty Images@shitbritishpics
A man brings his horse into the local pub to have a pint (1968)
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@MatWBT @Bhaal_Spawn Yes (as it was the mid 90s, of course it was a platform game) as too a number of failed theme parks.
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@MaryBurbage @IMcMillan Same here in Norfolk though it's witches instead of the devil.
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@IMcMillan In Sussex the tradition is not to gather blackberries after Michaelmas as the Devil has peed on them!
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@CommodoreBlog Now delivering groceries and coffees in Milton Keynes
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@garybrannan Is this to distract you from the fact their sound effects archives is now open for access.

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@FairParentingUK @IPhillips79 Not sure if it's Sid but that same year George Michael's Too Funky sampled Tony Hancock's The Radio Ham
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@IPhillips79 Not sure why Gerry Sadowitz was in the video (good though he is) but who cares, it's bonkers brilliant and possibly the only hit record to ever feature Sid James.
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@garybrannan On this evidence, she's probably the only Brit in their mid 40s that hasn't heard 'Common People' by Pulp
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I grew up in a working class family, but I became a Lord Spiritual and Primate of England when, through a series of events too tedious to recount here, I became part of the Archbishop of York’s quiz team.
Farrukh@implausibleblog
"I grew up in a middle class family.. But I became working class when I was working in McDonalds" - Conservative party leadership candidate Kemi Badenoch
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@FubsyShabaroon Cue a tub of cream cheese and a pack of sanitary pads being randomly placed on the display 'Philadelphia Freedom'
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@garybrannan Sat the wrong way round too, unless that was the joke.
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@DanInPittsburgh In the UK this would be accompanied by a photo of a corner flag with the club stadium stands behind out of focus
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@joshbythesea You feel that it's only because the Alan Partridge writers felt it was too obvious.
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@garybrannan Kind of, see also Motty's 'The Crazy Gang have beaten the Culture Club'
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“Thomas…through midfield, it’s up for grabs now!”
“Some people are on the pitch, they think it’s all over….it is now! It’s four!”
“Here’s Hogg….DEEENEEEY!”
“AgueerOOOOOOO!”
“Clarke…..one-nil!”
“Gascogne…is he going to have a crack? He is, you know!”
James Allcott@jamesallcott
What is the most iconic commentary moments in football history? 🎙️
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