Dave Dougan

@aaronbronsteter Beats me but Jim Miller vs Drew Dober ought to kick off the main card.

Using only those currently on the UFC roster without fights booked in 2024 or Islam Makhachev, who historically does not compete during Ramadan, build me your best UFC 300 main card. GO!

@jen_powers43 Kaleidoscope /Fairfield Parlour - White Faced Lady, also Serge Gainsborough- Historie de Melody Nelson, also Dana Gillespie - Weren’t Born A Man, also Dee D. Jackson - Cosmic Curves, but mostly just Marvin Gaye - What’s Goin on

@jtkantor Finally made it to a game this year with @NewOldKaren our friend @mirandanmf is opening a wine shop, how about “Spill the Wine” or like anything by Gram Parsons.

@NewOldKaren PLEASE SEND BAIL MONEY TO KAREN’S BLUESKY ACCOUNT I DON’T THINK SHE HAS CASHAPP

@NewOldKaren AND YOU SAID “ARE WE ALLOWED TO SIT IN THE LIFEGUARD CHAIR???” TEENAGERS ARE PROBABLY COMING TO ARREST US MOMENTARILY

@MrPeanut Came here for 🥜, got PEMDAS instead. 15. About a minute.

Think you can figure it out? Let us know how long it took you! 🧠🥜

@wigu He’s still being probed to this day

@Grabaka_Hitman Amazing!

Sorting some events on an old hard drive and found this Cody McKenzie entrance from M-1 Challenge 54. Every beat is perfection.

@kcgreenn Glad you enjoyed the Jew coin, buddy.

happy chanukah 🕎 i am not jewish but received a chocolate gelt the other night and feel blessed by another holiday probably made just as boring thanks to capitalism.

@NewOldKaren HAMMS LYFE

@NewOldKaren Quit lying everyone knows your two favorite songs are “Love Touch” by Rod Stewart and “Way Cool Junior” by Ratt.

@Grabaka_Hitman @aaronbronsteter UNBELIEVABLE

In terms of presentation, everything that ONE Championship does is just absolutely dripping with hyperbole. It comes off as satire at times.

@NewOldKaren HAMMS LYFE

@NewOldKaren It was was only 8, I actually did it twice, but only got to 8 both times. Seems I have a very specific limit. Yes, eating the bun was mandatory, I definitely only used a little ketchup for toppings.

@NewOldKaren WE ARE THE SAME LADY

@NewOldKaren “It’s all about the dog in meeeeeee”

@NewOldKaren THE PENIS IS TALKING

@sutton____ @BloodyElbow My guess, too.

What is the biggest height difference in a UFC title fight? Adesanya was 6ft 4 against Kelvin Gastelum at 5ft 9. twitter.com/funkysorcerer/…

@NewOldKaren OH DEAR

One day I’m gonna leave twitter and no one will ever hear from me again and it’ll be like I’m Matt Damon and you’re Ben Affleck coming to pick me up… but I’m not there.. and you smile, because you know… I escaped