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HEY @KATYPERRY, REMEMBER? Remember when Donald Trump had sex with an underage student then had to leave his teaching post, make the student sign an NDA, and then pay the family nearly $3M in hush money to stay quiet? Neither do I, because that was Justin Trudeau. BUT HE’S A LIBERAL, SO IT’S FINE.

Hey you guys!

@bobbies_helmet You poor bugger . Make sure you shower twice when u get outta there

Wish me luck, I’ve got to go into bandit country 🙀

Meanwhile live from NASA - Astronaut observes items floating around in zero gravity in space.

Have you seen this Iran theory? What's your thought on it?

For every $5 a barrel that oil went up, petrol went up what 3p a litre INSTANTLY on every single forecourt. Oil price went - down - SIXTEEN PERCENT in the last 24 hours. Did you see a single petrol station lower their price today? Did you fuck. Money grabbing bastards

Remember to work hard and pay your tax. These guys need to gamble

@darrengrimes Is this for real ??

Newcastle City Council has announced a tribute to Gazza in the city centre. A nice tribu-… Oh, wait. Sorry, no. It’s a memorial to the Middle East city of Gaza, for some reason unknown to any Geordie. 🤪

Seems Twitter has decided my post was 'hateful' What do you think?

I'll say it again.. this energy crisis is a complete fabrication. It's been planned for a very long time and is the key part of the agenda 2030 reset that will control everything you do. Everything that's happening now is just theater to condition you into accepting it. Wake up.

🚨Meanwhile in the UK 🇬🇧 School kids are filmed helping a POLICE OFFICER who has been put into a shopping trolly 🤦‍♂️ How on EARTH did he get there? 🤣 x.com/NotFarLeftAtAl…

@liamgallagher @richardajkeys Into the cunt

@richardajkeys ZIP IT YOU YA SPUNKBUBBLE

How can they keep spending money when there is still no word on 135 outstanding charges relating to mis-spending of money? 🤷‍♂️.

No shadow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All this Fake NASA 💩 with AI and CGI and green screens. Stop believing these tricksters

That Zack Polanski went to private school and still only went on to study drama speaks volumes of his intellect. He’s done nothing, run nothing, achieved nothing, knows nothing. A school activity provider, a hypnotherapist. How can people be voting for him? He’s a f’ing spiv.

@cyp_toon @robertmdaws @ManUtd That strip 😍

@robertmdaws @ManUtd

DAVID McCREERY At @ManUtd between 1974 and 1979. Nicknamed "The Roadrunner," he made 110 appearances and scored 8 goals for the club before moving to Queens Park Rangers for £200,000.

@Snow____Angel Same here , was my wedding song .

Tonight in Newcastle, #RichardAshcroft played one of my all-time favourites of his, which he hardly ever plays live - 'You on my mind in my sleep'. It wasn't even on the setlist, he sneaked it in 🥹 I'm so happy 🥹🥰

@BigAndy1983 @NostalgicNUFC 🤣 ya name suggests it 🤣

@Papapooper @NostalgicNUFC Ere I'm not fat

Im sure Kieran Trippier who has won more trophies in his career than Sunderland have won in 60 years cares what some fat virgin thinks about him. You’ve never witnessed your team lift a major trophy & you never will. #nufc