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Pat Eizenga

@PatchBandana

见过碰瓷的, 没见过这么样碰瓷的. Creator of sunflowrSimulator🌻, twitch streamer, and delivery 🚚 boy.

Tyler, TX เข้าร่วม Ocak 2012
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StripMallGuy
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent·
Advice for young people: Stop wasting time and energy stressing out about never finding a partner. Basically everyone who wants to be married eventually gets married.
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Pat Eizenga@PatchBandana·
All I ever wanted since I was a kid used to fall in love and live happily ever after
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
Next time you want to crash out, remember that Elijah wanted to die and God told him to eat and take a nap. You should try that.
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(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality
Dating someone who doesnt love you and then dating someone who does is like exiting the hyperbaric torture chamber and hopping into 2 trillion thread count sateen sheets. Like why did i not do this shit sooner
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Ryan Grim
Ryan Grim@ryangrim·
If this is an honest question, I’d say: Americans are rooting against America because we facilitated a genocide and followed it with a surprise attack on a girls elementary school followed by attacks on universities, medical centers, more schools, a world famous pharmaceutical research center, a volley ball team, an unfinished bridge we claimed was transporting weapons and then a nuclear power plant. We are now promising endless attacks on civilian infrastructure. We are hunting and targeting anyone who might be involved in ceasefire negotiations. Most people do not pay enough attention to have absorbed all the propaganda about the U.S. and Iran. So people coming to this fresh see us for what we are: absolute monsters. And monsters must be stopped. That’s why people are rooting against us and for civilization to prevail.
Shaun Maguire@shaunmmaguire

How did we get to the point Where so many Americans are rooting against America?

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Lee Fang
Lee Fang@lhfang·
Kids aren’t protesting this war because the Israel Lobby already killed free speech. Over the last two years college students protesting anything tangentially related to Israel faced blacklists from jobs, student group bans, suspensions from school, arrests and deportations.
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Anna Krivolapova
Anna Krivolapova@AnaKrivolapova·
My mom used to say if you're showing cleavage always wear a necklace or pendant to give people a chance to say "cool necklace" if you catch them staring. This lesson applies to everything in life-- always give people an out. When people feel embarrassed, even if it's their fault, they subconsciously hate you
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Pat Eizenga@PatchBandana·
@facetedcarapace I mean google and Apple and the NSA and everyone they sell the data too has it already, why not INTENTIONALLY give it to someone I love? If anything it’s more agentic to choose
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Ron Chusid
Ron Chusid@RonChusid·
Biden was handed the nomination in a rigged primary. He beat Trump in a year any Democrat would have won. He was such a disappointment, giving us four more years of right wing policies, that neither he nor his VP could win in 2024. Running centrists is bad strategy & bad policy.
Neera Tanden🌻@neeratanden

It's odd how people just memory holes that Joe Biden was the most moderate candidate running in the 2020 primary, won the primary and then beat Trump. Talarico was supported by plenty of moderates in the primary. He's not running as an unapoletic leftist in Texas.

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Ælþemplær
Ælþemplær@Aelthemplaer·
"What do you mean he declared war AFTER he declared victory? Has to be a scribal error" -post apocalyptic historian circa 2350 AD
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Dylan O'Sullivan
Dylan O'Sullivan@DylanoA4·
Napoleon once said that the surprising thing wasn’t that every man has his price, but how low it is, and I can’t help but see that everywhere now
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Ben Clarkson 🐸💩
Ben Clarkson 🐸💩@benclarkson·
My son at breakfast asked "Papa, what is the future like?" And my wife's eyes shot like lasers telling me "You lie to your children RIGHT NOW"
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Super Saiyan MailGod Flow
Super Saiyan MailGod Flow@umeprobdupree·
" I wish we can go back to ignoring our politicians, omg why are the gas prices so high and why do these countries hate us, probably nothing lalalala" Make it the gas prices $20 per gallon Iran, so these people can learn not to ignore their country's politics again
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