Paternal Damnation

Sacré bleu! If you live in Dover, taking the kids on a road trip to France might be a shout. Geordies might be best just getting a baguette whooshed from Tesco. paternaldamnation.com/survive-a-road…

Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.

Look after your stainless steel paternaldamnation.com/does-stainless…

@CarlosBonbarlos Same energy -

@CarlosBonbarlos Absolutely terrifying.

Remembering the time my daughter wrote a book about me.

Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals? I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake

COUGH, Hello, is that @elonmusk? COUGH COUGH...yeah sorry, I won't be able to make it in today, I've caught this...erm...thing that everybody seems to be getting...bye! #ThreadsApp #ElonVsZuckerberg

@Vuelio @Nigelclarketv @TheYorkshireDad @MFFonline_ @workingdaddy93 @THATCHAM @dads_dinners @SkintDad @DaddyandDadBlog @ukdadblog @NigeHiggins4 @ukdadbloggers @thatchamdad Thanks so much! Congrats fellow dads!

Celebrating #FathersDay2023 this Sunday by honouring all our dads and father figures with our round-up of the 10 Top UK Daddy Blogs. Feat. @Nigelclarketv @TheYorkshireDad @MFFonline_ @workingdaddy93 @thatcham @PaternalDamn @dads_dinners @skintdad @DaddyandDadBlog @ukdadblog bit.ly/2l6rQeP #internationalfathersday2023 #dadblogs #vuelio #vuelioblogs #TOP10

WowWow Toys Review paternaldamnation.com/wowwow-toys-re…

@CarlosBonbarlos Don't care what 'improvements' they make; I'd recognise Corpo Bridge anywhere.

Crazy Parental Laws Quiz paternaldamnation.com/crazy-parental…

Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! @VanpowersBike manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself! Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers

WIN Cookery Courses From Some of the BBC’s Top Chefs! paternaldamnation.com/win-cookery-co…

The Best Types of Nursery and Playroom Flooring paternaldamnation.com/the-best-nurse…

Making a Personal Injury Claim – How to Keep Things Simple paternaldamnation.com/making-a-perso…

Abrachan Whisky Review paternaldamnation.com/abrachan-whisk…

Stretch Star Wars Review: Darth Vader and Boba Fett paternaldamnation.com/stretch-star-w…