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I just want to make sure one thing is clear, Stolly:
It’s still GO KINGS GO until they lower my cold, lifeless body into the dirt.
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Patrick O’Nalysis (Parody)
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Patrick O’Nalysis (Parody)
@PatrickONalysis
Sportscaster providing in-depth #ONalysis for the @LAKings. Dad joke aficionado. A real guy’s guy. Not affiliated with @Patrick_ONeal. LFG. Parody.
Los Angeles, CA เข้าร่วม Ekim 2023
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Since Hiller got fired, Byfield has clearly embraced a Shot-First Mentality, Stolly—and his overall game has taken a Step Forward in more ways than one.
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“Had the Kings on the ropes” and it’s a highlight from Game 5 when we were already up 3-1 in the series. If that’s not Cope—then I don’t know what is, Stolly.
Leo@Leo__260
Just a friendly reminder that we had the Kings on the ropes in 2014 and would've beaten them 9/10 times
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@AnthonyLaPanta Minnesota Wild PxP guy talking about the “Stanley Cup Finals”. I’m surprised you know what that is, chief.
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Good to see that all of those “diehard life long Panther fans” that were seen in public for the first time ever during the Stanley Cup Finals have gone back into hiding.
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“Spence doesn’t kill penalties,” said the journalist covering the team that currently owns the 29th ranked PK in the league.
You cannot seriously argue that the PK wouldn’t be worse with Spence in the lineup instead of Ceci.
Dennis Bernstein@DennisTFP
@AStanovich68 @Chipotleboy04 @LAKings @NHLRussell @JWPatarino @RandoCommando24 @LordsOfTheRinks @TheBannermenPod it's not indefensible, logic was: Holland filled a role (RD3/PK)with player suited for it. Who would kill penalties as 2nd RD? Spence doesn't kill penalties. Do you want Clarke blocking shots on PK? Fair criticism is getting better RD defender than Ceci, not letting Spence go.
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The Kings’ only two goals tonight came from Quinton Byfield—both on breakaways. So of course, the Kings decide to leave him out of the shootout lineup.
I’ll be honest, Stolly: this team sucks, and I’m more than ready for the season to be Over.
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What if I Killed myself right now, Stolly?
Ottawa Senators@Senators
When the #Sens needed someone to step up most, Jordan Spence stepped up big on logging a career high 26:44 of ice time last night to help secured the #Sens win and with it earned the @Ottos_Subaru Performer of the Game honours! #GoSensGo
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McDavid left practice part way through and is in with trainers. Didn’t look like he was injured but we’ll follow up with Knoblauch after skate.
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Kings lose another “Must-Win Game” in OT. I’m tired of Losing, Stolly. It’s time Patty O’Nal laced ‘em up. I’ve seen enough.
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The Kings Challenge a goal, only to Concede another on the ensuing PowerPlay. Welcome back, Jim Hiller!
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Good morning, Kings fans. Please consult the white board. Thanks.
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It never fails to Amaze Me that the Kings always choose to shoot first in the shootout at home—especially given how much they Suck in shootouts. Pathetic, Stolly.
LA Kings@LAKings
Round 2: 👑 🚫 🚫 Panarin 🟠 ✅ ✅ Michkov
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What’s been worse tonight, Stolly? The Kings’ effort, or Jim Fox’s voice?
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Drew Doughty has become unwatchable, Stolly.
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Oilers fall to 0-10-2 this season when Connor McDavid fails to collect a point
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THIS JUST IN: Patrick O’Nalysis (Parody) will be in attendance at Anže Kopitar’s Final Home Game as a Los Angeles King on Saturday, April 11th, 2026.
No questions will be acknowledged at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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