Patrick Calkins

Austin Martin - Minnesota Twins (1) Solo 406 feet +1500

@MR_PROPagiorgio 2hr the other day yeah he ain’t doing shit today

FUCK KETEL MARTE!!!!!!!!!!! Get this piece of shit out of the fucking lead off spot, man!!!! Fucking DH 0-3 with 2k’s!!! Trash mfer

@GoalNHL FUCK U

PIT: Avery Hayes (5) +475 assists: Ryan Shea (29), Arturs Silovs (3) (STL 6, PIT 5 - 12:20 3rd)

@MLBHR Crazy the 2 days I take a break from now all sudden everyone can hit a hr

Munetaka Murakami - Chicago White Sox (5) 2-run 398 feet +450

@MLBHR Yea fuck off

JJ Wetherholt - St. Louis Cardinals (3) 2-run 366 feet +850 2 today

Jordan Walker was my best fantasy baseball pickup of all time

Ohtani fried everyone tonight go figure

@TSaucey88 @MLBHR The ONE DAY I take off

@MLBHR 8 players have 2 homeruns today. On the one day I don’t put a single slip in. What the hell is this

Jake Burger - Texas Rangers (4) Solo 382 feet +500 2 today

@MLBHR Bro what the fuck is going on

@Baseball4Ever99 @MLBHR Tomorrow gonna be rough

@MLBHR THATS THE 5TH GUY WITH A 2 HOMER GAME LMFAOOOO

Jeremiah Jackson - Baltimore Orioles (3) Solo 427 feet +575 2 today

@MLBHR Yea ok it’s not funny anymore

@MLBHR The one day I takeoff everyone wanna be crazy

Pete Alonso - Baltimore Orioles (2) 2-run 399 feet +400

@MLBHR Yep we’re fucked

Jeremiah Jackson - Baltimore Orioles (2) Grand Slam 406 feet +575

@ImSlydenn @MLBHR Always

@MLBHR Anyone but Buxton

Ryan Kreidler - Minnesota Twins (1) Solo 438 feet +1400

@MLBHR Dumbest night in history Donato hasn’t got a home run in ages, has fucking two yeah OK

Nolan Arenado - Arizona Diamondbacks (2) 3-run 401 feet +700 2 today

Ketel Marte swinging at a pitch 2ft above strike zone when could’ve had an easy walk

@MLBHR Oh fuck off what is this meatball Monday?

Kyle Schwarber - Philadelphia Phillies (6) 2-run 417 feet +210 2 today

@mattycoverss @MLBHR Gunnar triple lol

@MLBHR this Corbin triple is about to hit so hard

Aaron Judge - New York Yankees (5) 2-run 456 feet +170

@LiftsBeach I waited all day for Logan Gilbert to fuck me by pitching the 7th inning

Yeah this was bullshit this was a hit all day mfers