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Pearl
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One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed
Sully@sullymygoodname
Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.
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Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
Some of you were not born when Space to Space business was a thing in Ghana and it shows. Talking to people by heart here 😂
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Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
That machine wasn’t malfunctioning when it was busy taking people’s money.
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
NY Woman Hits $43M Slot Jackpot Casino Claims Malfunction and Offers Steak Dinner Instead “They say she only won $2.25.” 🤦🏽♂️🥩🍽️
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You guys make it sound like it’s ok to kill a foreigner 😭😭😭
Limpopo Chronicle@LimChronicle
𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗘𝗗𝗟𝗬 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗥 A 19-year-old teenager, Nhlamulo Sambo from Giyani, Limpopo, was allegedly stabbed to death in Mossel Bay, Western Cape, during unrest reportedly linked to protests involving foreign nationals. According to a Facebook post by his sister, Nonhlanhla, Nhlamulo was allegedly attacked after being removed from a residence and stabbed because he spoke Xitsonga. "They killed my brother as if his life meant nothing. His only 'fault' was being Tsonga in a predominantly Xhosa community. As a family, we are deeply hurt by this inhumane act. Justice must be served, and we will not remain silent," wrote Nhlamulo. More on: limpopochronicle.co.za #LimpopoChronicle
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Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
🚨 IT’S TOUR SEASONNNN 🚨
Our bags are packed for our biggest tour yet but where are we going exactly? 🤔
Gbeborun central, put your amebo skillls to good use and guess all our tour destinations
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Dami Adegbite & Chris Attoh were literal Romcom/ Romantic drama royalty
Barney!@fuckusernamejor
Two films I LOVE and think of randomly. Wish I could rewatch
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Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
there’s something VERY gay about grown men being so concerned with a footballers choice in women. he won’t shag you brother !
🎣@ShotMessi
I’m supposed to believe the man in this pic is uglier than the woman 👌👌
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he said 20% of the time he’s stealing😂😂
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆@OneJoblessBoy
"I'm the simplest politician you can meet in Nigeria... When I say I won't steal money, 80% of the time I'm serious..." - Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi
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Not that I sleep with peoples husbands but I find this take problematic. Why are you not saying “married men should stop sleeping around”?
Kitoko@Fokof__
Just stop sleeping with people’s husbands man
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Pearl รีทวีตแล้ว
ykw blow them up...its not only men that'll be famous for mid music
David 🦣|| DIET@MosesDavid101
Rising Nigerian Girl Group 'amii' has released their debut single titled "Ordinary People"
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Bro walked her home safely, got a kiss, made sure she got in okay, then left like a gentleman… and y’all laughing? The real ones understand: Respect > desperation. This man just earned date #2 while the sideline squad stays single forever. Who else sees the W here?
La Twitchance@LaTwitchance
Aux États-Unis, un homme a raccompagné une femme jusqu’à chez elle après un dîner… avant de se faire gentiment recaler à la porte 😭 La scène a été aperçue par un groupe d’hommes qui n’ont pas manqué de se moquer de lui. 👀😂
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Make government link me my 7 months salary, blor.
𝙒𝙢.@excusewilliam
Good morning, what are we angry about today?
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