Your Nerdiest(Cute) Friend

Oh 6 pack of Diet Coke I bought because I was craving a single carbonated beverage, I cannot wait to drink all of you before the night’s end.

@PiggyIgnominy Oh don’t be nasty

Told my manager I’ve never ridden the T today and she reacted in a way that has made me feel more like a child than anything in recent memory. I am ashamed.

Fucking Sims music

Polytheism Hack: Escaping samsara by committing just so many Egyptian sins

Giveaway time! If you want to be the winner of a Bloomburrow Bundle just: -Like -Repost -Follow I’ll pick a winner next Friday (06/28) NA only.

Okay, who set up the cuck chair at the gym?

@PiggyIgnominy God so true king

@ofmightandmoxie Me but chicken salad

sometimes I wanna make a big ass bowl of egg salad and just go to town on that little fucker

@JackFrostStan A

Fleabag really was that girl

Celebrating the upcoming Year of the Wood Dragon with awesome Matte Dual Art Sleeves! Both sleeve sizes + matching playmat & binder available! Giveaway: 3 packs of sleeves + playmat + binder. Retweet to enter. Follow/enable messages, so we can contact you if you win.

@autrydiaz That’s fucking wiiiiild

@autrydiaz I had pneumonia (?) as a child and passed out watching this movie and woke up a full day later in the hospital

imagine…taking nap on a stone that is warm from wood stove. you WISH you could be this cozy. you wish

@zachauland The Digimonification of Pokémon design

@OhayItsBrandon Your coworkers are so polite

@Pebblegeddon I have been proven wrong twice now :)

Didn’t have time to make a costume for work today, so I’m telling everyone that I’m just the dressed as my energy drink today. We’re both White Monsters

Hot Fae Autumn

@OhayItsBrandon @ofmightandmoxie

@Pebblegeddon @ofmightandmoxie get in line bitch

we’re divorced now (affectionately)