Peepee Sprinkle

@BigEBassRVA @johnkonrad When it is over, though, would you not agree that we need to have something to show for our men who died and our money spent beyond destroyed vehicles?

@PeepeeSprinkle @johnkonrad It's not over yet, commie bot. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤡.

The clearest sign Trump is telling the truth and that we actually close to winning this war? The media has had to scrape the bottom of the barrel, dragging out the most partisan hacks they can find to keep pretending America is losing and this operation is a total disaster. In the first week, they had real military experts I know and trust questioning Trump’s motives. By weeks two and three, they were down to RINOs like Rear Admiral Mark Montgomery and liberals like Admiral Stavridis, both willing to admit there had been clear success while still tossing in a few cheap shots at Trump and showing real risks ahead. Now MSM is left with promoting the absolute worst partisan operatives imaginable, people like Rear Admiral Kirby and Jake Sullivan, or disgraced generals with chips on their shoulders, like Mattis and McChrystal, or absolute loony birds like Malcolm Nance.

@DaveExplains1 @johnkonrad Iran’s regime is still in place, Khammeni replaced by his son. Nuclear program does not seem to be obliterated. Strait is closed. IRGC is still operating. US bases and infrastructure damaged. Servicemembers killed. Billions spent. Was it worth it?

Iranian Navy: gone. Iranian Air Force: gone. Iranian Air Defense Systems: gone. Ayatollah Khomeini: gone. IRGC Central Command: gone. Ballistic missile and drone manufacturing: Obliterated Yes there's some ballistic missiles and drones in storage that escaped destruction. Number of launches is 10% of what it was and falling as hidden inventory shrinks. That's winning in anyone's book who isn't a retard and/or a liar.

@DrAlexJoffe @johnkonrad What objectives would have to be met in order for you to consider this a success?

@johnkonrad Between Jake Sullivan and some ex MI6 director flapping their gums I imagine the US is close to wrapping this up successfully

@cOsMicTriG @Durstman24 @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom Every post where idiot conservatives miss the obvious parody is an opportunity to expose their own blind devotion to Trump, where Trump’s own behavior seems to offend them if they think Newsom did it

@PeepeeSprinkle @Durstman24 @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom An IQ test? Or a test for how obsessed someone is with Trump. I’ve never seen the Trump Elvis meme. Do you spend your time cataloging trump posts? Must be exhausting to devote that kind of headspace to it.

They still don't get it.

@billgumpy @Durstman24 @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom Hopefully people aren’t complete retards and vote for pretty much anyone aside from the party of morons who dragged us into another pointless Middle East regime change war after lying and promising they wouldn’t

@PeepeeSprinkle @Durstman24 @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom Entire account is run by a sassy Latina who just copies the Trump vibe lmao. This should play well when 2028 rolls around

@Durstman24 @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom I wouldn’t call it a tribute so much as an IQ test

@PeepeeSprinkle @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom Does he ever post anything other than Trump tributes?

@Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom It was a direct parody morons

@GavinNewsom You compared yourself to a serial killer/rapist

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald I’ll never leave you alone

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald I accept your surrender.

If Trump doesn't want this mysterious person in Iran to be killed for supposedly negotiating with Steve Witkoff, who is he worried will kill him against Trump's wishes?

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald What was the point again? Want to try ChaT GPT again?

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald Nope. You're providing the entire Twitter user base with an education. That's why I appreciate how you keep making my point for me.

@IamtheLiquor88 @acnewsitics @igotagonow But surely when it happens you’ll be strongly against it?

@acnewsitics @igotagonow They haven’t landed in Iran yet…. So no ground war yet.

Hahaha another Republican ground war!!! MAGAs fell for it again. Idiots

@johnkonrad All of these questions can easily be answered by the fact that Trump is an idiot and was duped into a pointless war and had no plans beyond hoping the Iranians would surrender immediately

Just got off the phone with a source tied to European intelligence. He laid out a theory on Hormuz that stopped me cold. It’s a continuation of my previous Hormuz Hypothesis. If true, it explains everything. If true, the strait isn’t reopening this year. Talked to @mercaborglanos. He couldn’t punch a hole in it. Working on how to present this. It could panic markets and unleash hell on me from every direction so I should be careful. Plus the TDS afflicted would do everything possible to discredit me and knives would be out from certain groups in my own party. 🤯​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ What I can say is…. what if Trump really is trying to prevent a mega catastrophe? What if everyone’s worst case scenario right now is too conservative? Why has Big Oil and the other Gulf States been relatively silent while the rest of the world screams for US troops to withdraw? Why would Trump want crappy European frigates in Hormuz? Why wouldn’t he send more extremely capable destroyers? Why is he leaving US Merchant Marine ships in the Gulf unprotected? Why is Joe Kent still so supportive of Trump? Why hasn’t Trump gone on a tirade against Joe? Why can’t anyone tell us if there are mines in Hormuz or not? Why aren’t citizens of Iran overthrowing the government? Why aren’t Iran proxies like the Houthis going on the offensive? Why are we unsactioning Iranian oil tankers? Why are refineries blowing up in Russia and Texas? Why has the US asked China to step in and help? Something is seriously wrong and I’ve only heard one explanation that answers every question. What if my Hormuz Hypothesis is correct but the stakes are MUCH higher than anyone thought? 👇

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald I’m just trying to learn from you - it’s not often an amateur like myself gets to interact with a Twitter professional

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald You make this way too easy when you step up to make my point for me over and over. Here's your sign.

@MonaleoHateAcct @JDCocchiarella Surely you can list some examples

@JDCocchiarella Every administration has done this

The most corrupt administration in history

@unaliveasfak @nikicaga Do you know what the tweet was parodying?

@nikicaga considering his dumbass tweet, he deserved it. And it is so obvious that he specifically ordered the intern to write it.

Sorry you can't do this stuff with obviously handsome people

@_AresGG @Owen_Kung4000 @nikicaga Yeah it’s better to vote for a retarded grifter because he says funny things and makes the libs mad

@Owen_Kung4000 @nikicaga Voting for people based on looks is no fit form of democracy.

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald Lmaooo let me see one of your twitter paychecks Mr Professional Tweeter

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald Thank you for continuing to make my point for me. Professionals pay for products and services that provide capabilities, benefits, and income streams. Amateurs whine about it.

@baby_oftheyear @MikhailaFuller It’s a word for word parody of Trump’s post from yesterday. He’s mocking Trump’s narcissism.

@PeepeeSprinkle @MikhailaFuller Enlighten me

This dude is so narcissistic it boggles the mind.

@baby_oftheyear @MikhailaFuller Do you know what the post is parodying?

@MikhailaFuller His post has the same energy of those random women on this app who post their selfies and they’re like “I’m 48 but everyone says I look 25, do you agree?” The thirsty need for validation is hard to watch.