Chloe Pelt

If u sugar parent and u happen to fly by this tweet Venmo me somin @chcp14 :3

@Drumstick you should make a peanut butter filled drumstick

Happy 8 year anniversary!!! @rStardewValley @ConcernedApe

@netflix are u fr with this new household bs college students are fucked now thanks

No such thing as hobbies when ur poor

Love when cats do silly little cat things

“MoSt StUdEnTs DoNt PaSs My ClAsS” bro teach better??

Considering you are paying to take the classes, it should be legally required to make sure professors at universities don’t suck

Nothing better than punching a cardboard box to break it down

(clears throat) YOU'RE TELLING ME A GAR LICKED THIS BREAD?

Halloween would be fun if one year we all decide to trick or treat

All stores should have a store cat

My brain moves so much faster than reality does

@GoldfishSmiles chocolate covered pretzel fish

@PopTartsUS should make a mystery box where each foil is a different pair of surprise flavors

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

Amy adding the line “love to sing percussion” at the end of the barden bellas final performance is top tier musicography that shit got my ears tickled

Bro naw imagine saying u graduate in 2027 tf

All I want is my family to have a heirloom tortoise

Just found out covid-19 stands for corona virus disease 2019

Why would someone need that much