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When you really think about it the quantum physics and the trajectory of the rockets on the spaceship when leaving the ground with the unknown wobble that happens with all that thrust is the true reason why I like my oatmeal lumpy

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

RIP

Inspired by Afroman to make a song about all the dickhead cops who raided my house. 5000 retweets.

The Robotics team from Wissahickon High School in Ambler, Pennsylvania, built the robot Miss Daisy XXIV that picks up balls and shoots them into a container.

HAPPY 3:16 DAY! 🍻 @steveaustinBSR

Ladies and gentlemen.. HAPPY 3:16 to those who celebrate One of the greatest moments of my life and then… BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD

An emotional day for Kimi! 🥹 #F1 #ChineseGP

Time sure does fly when you’re having fun, hope everyone has gotten better over the last 15 years. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path. Trust God on your journey and keep the faith because after the darkness comes the light.

Man to man

A father stands by the airport fence to watch a plane lift into the sky, but this flight means more than most. At the controls is his daughter, taking off for the first time as a professional pilot. ❤️ He’s so proud of her I can feel that through screen 🥹

Apple x F1 creative hits Times Square 😮‍💨

March first, time for a new toothbrush.

The scariest place to be is where God isn't.

Quit porn. Delete Snapchat. Stop following Instagram sluts. Follow Jesus. Find a wife. Build a family.

Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.

This place still gives me the creeps. Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in Stanley New Mexico

LOVE….. Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Seattle Seahawks LB Derick Hall was born at 23 weeks. He had no heartbeat and doctors gave him a 1% chance of survival. But his mom refused to take him off life support. Today he's playing in the Super Bowl.