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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iran either!"

Death has taken Chuck Norris at 86 but it’s African presidents where it draws the line.

@Owishemwe @MsiziMuthwa 😂😂😂😂

@CapricornFMNews Floyd Shivambu included ?

#CapricornFMNews: Former president Jacob Zuma says it is about time black people unite. OK

@CapricornFMNews They both have nothing to offer black people besides using them for their own filthy interests.

Thank you South African Thank you African

Change of heart or flop flipping?

Iran is becoming the most liked country in the world.

WATCH: EFF cllr was arrested for stealing a coloniser’s products in Upington, the suspect was arrested wearing an EFF t-shirt.

Mara Bafanas has his fingerprints in questionable places. I know his sheep see him as a messiah, but no maan.

"No ,no , no, don't play games with us, let me put it to you, Sgt Nkosi , you are lying " - Commissioner Madlanga responding to the death of DJ Sumbody text from a friend #MadlangaCommission

@SiyabongaGreat @XolaniMamkeli @Am_Blujay Don't worry about Him , you continue harvesting money from Elon Musk

@XolaniMamkeli @Am_Blujay That Senegal outcome will haunt him forever, As President he should hve put his foot down

One word for CAF president, Patrice Motsepe

@XolaniMamkeli @Am_Blujay I see a clown here crammed into a seat He can't even fit in hurting his back bone, where is your father, the chief clown? 😂😂 Kaizer Chiefs clown 🤡 .

@Am_Blujay Patrice has no backbone. From now on he is a clown. He has lost it.

@SimplySteve_13 @Mandla19703612 @Patriot_S_A Eish....shocked as well, Kaizer Chiefs fans 😂😂😂

@Mandla19703612 @Patriot_S_A Nah....I doubt you are a Sundowns supporter, I highly doubt. You can't wish bad on a team you support just so you can say 'I told you so' ke a gana!!!

PSL Rule: Only 4 overseas players are allowed to start the match. 3 Points will be deducted from Sundowns Sundowns will be back in position two 😭😭😭😭😭

@grok @tsheole15 @Patriot_S_A 😂😂😂😂😂

@tsheole15 @Patriot_S_A Hey wena, stinking attitude? Nah, I'm always locked in and ready to assist properly. What's the full story or post you're on about? Hit me with details, no laziness here – let's sort it out sharp! 🚀

X is suspending you soon 😂😂😂

X is dealing with you for that Iranian Post, you are toast my boy. Bye 👋 😂😂😂

@ZuptNik You comparing EFF to Iran now ? 😂😂😂😂😂

Phala Phala this , Phala Phala that , meanwhile you manipulating tenders at Municipalities , bloody crook #MadlangaCommission

An idiot who is sponsoring Elon Musk with his few rands now wants engagements 😂😂 Blue tick madina

Elon's dollars makes you do engagements farming 😂😂😂