Damon Salvatore. // Parody

"Still can't believe our old house is basically Hogwarts." 🍷#RpPimp 🍷Damon Salvatore 🍷Married to @DopplePimptress 🍷@ us your requests 🍷Brother of @HeroHairRippah 🍷Dad of @RadiantDeviant and @BunniesNDiary 🍷Part of @MysticDiary 🍷Written by #Radiant #Fatal 🍷#TVD #TO 🍷RT

whєn чσur fαtє lєαds tσ вєαstmσdє lítєrαtє mαrcєllσus ( mαrcєl) gєrαrd вєαst mσdє αctívαtєd/pαrα ( mσrє)/21+/ mєαn/ stσrчlínє drívєn/ strαíght/ dєtαílєd/ dєscríptívє/ mαturє cσntєnt/ shíps w/ chєmístrч/ #αsktσdm / dσnt prσvσkє líkє & rєtwєєt, σr чσurs fαtє ís nєхt! вєαst mσdє

"Mutant and Proud!" ✖ Mystique / Raven ✖ My love @GallantBeast ✖ Descriptive ✖ Mature 18 + ✖ #Xmen #Marvel ✖ Part of @AvengersHQRP ✖ Pinned by #Fatal #Radiant RT

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#Important starting soon a SL in 1947 New York including. -- @ASpangledMan -- @FataleDame -- @IncurableChief -- @DeviousWidow -- @HeroicCommando -- @RadiantWaitress Possibly more. RT

"Hi...Wade....!" ⚡ Yukio 🗡 Ninja Master in swords 🔥 Mutant ⚡ Manipulates Electricity ❌ Team X-Force ❌ @TacoEatingMerc @GunsNChimis ❌ @AvengersHQRP ❌ My love @BishyTeen #Taken 🗡 Descriptive Mature ⚡ Pinned by #Fatal #Radiant RT

"The call me Captain Delicious pants." - ⚔ ~ The names Pool, Dead. ♥~ My sexy lady @WasAHooker 🎲~ My daughter @FatalTacos ❌~ Captain of X-Force 🔫~ Descriptive 🦄 ~ Mature Explicit 💭~ Part of @AvengersHQRP 🎈~ Pinned by a Goddess #Radiant - #RT

"Life was given to us a billion years ago...What have we done with it?" ⚛ ~ Lucy Locke ⚛ ~ WEA and S.H.I.E.L.D. Asset ⚛ ~ Location ° Classified ° ⚛ ~ Married to @AgentWithAMouth ⚛ ~ Descriptive ⚛ ~ Mature 18 + ⚛ ~ @AvengersHQRP ⚛ ~ Pinned by #Fatal #Radiant RT

"The earth thing is boring. Gonna find humans to torture." 🔥 ~ Lucy Morningstar 🔥 ~ Daughter of Lucifer 🔥 ~ My man @DemonsNPies 🔥 ~ Daddy @OdiousCynic 🔥 ~ Mother @MyBdayAgain 🔥 ~ Descriptive 🔥 ~ #Supernatural 🔥 ~ @WaywardSonsRP 🔥 ~ Pinned by #Radiant #Fatal #RT

@OfVenatorDean Exactly... Todays music just don't got any heart. Not, real rock. Most definitely. Besides it's your Birthday.. All the more reason to celebrate. Brothers bonding over rock and bourbon.

@PimpingCrow What?—— I did not know you were a fan of the great classics. I am surprised and impressed. Zeppelin is legendary. You're right, we are going to get along just fine, brother. Bonding over bourbon. I love that.

Thank you for the Birthday love!! This is awesome!

Damn, sexy, babe.

When I caught @HeroHairRippah staring at bunnies at the pet store.

@PimpingCrow And you're handsome.