PixylMoon 🌛

@Ryuzaki_MrL Hey Garde can be awesome too! She just isn't a 1 to 1 replacement sadly on most teams unless it's a rain team

@PixylMoon I use the poor man's mega (Gardevoir)

Fuck a turtle, we don't shell smash in this household. We click calm mind surrounded by flowers like a week adjusted adult

@AzazeL_the_God @hyacineboobs Yeah what would you POSSIBLY know about VGC ☠️

@hyacineboobs you got me I don't know anything about VGC

mega meganium above mega chomp ttar and dnite 😭😭😭😭😭 do people not look at tour/ladder placements before making these

Regulation MB has so few grass types that the best grass attacker is mega Charizard Then they went on to release mega blastoise to the format Bring back rillaboom and amoonguss make vgc great again #PLEASEEEEEEE

Pokemon Champions is a lot more fun when people aren't constantly bitching in your ear about it and the meta

.@JacobSkraw is secretly 6 feet tall, hes just been bending his knees.

@GunturOsada This shit is calling me like the Green Goblin mask holy shit.

12 win streak with mausape in champion tier

@Wiltank That makes sense. The synergy between Delphox and Chomp is obvious that is for sure

@PixylMoon Tbh nah. Garchomp life orb trades surprisingly well with it, especially if you can make them wave crash you. Incin sinistcha help, and I just love white herb sneasler and chomp too much to drop

2100s with “heat wave EQ, but classy” 🦊🌸

@pokemondyke Sign me the fuck up, maybe if we work together we can work on getting to 6-3 ☠️

Offering coaching on how to go 5-3 and lose a win and in. Prices are $500 an hour Ik what I'm worth

Do the people review-bombing champions realize that other people are playing the game? "Wah they outspeed me and kill me" Yeah bro, and you do that too!!! Like if that's where they get stuck, I'd love to see them try to play checkers (they got jumped over)

I have a confession to make. I have never used Farigiraf on a team before and I think that is a crime as a balance player

I'm convinced most of these newcomers came in expecting to sweep on Champions bc they (mostly) memorized the type matchup chart and clicked Ice Beam on Lance's Dragonite when they were ten

@KaguyaFalls My body does similar things with Floette but your way is cooler

My body is a machine that turns empty teambuilder into incin fari mawile

@typeswigg Snorlax ate 84 churros. He ate 3 times as many as Psyduck, while Slowpoke ate 12 fewer than Psyduck. How many did each eat before Nurse Joy banned math?

Worlds invite whiff got me experiencing the 7 stages of grief at this time AMA 🙏🏻

I have yet to lose to a Staraptor in the last 48 hours, please people keep killing them!

Dondozo at home shitting his pants seeing the nerfs happening to Dengo and Ape

@ddee_ssbu Idk how people think it's genuinely bad. It's still a nasty nasty dude just got hit with 2 nerfs that took it from ridiculously powerful to still powerful af

20 win streak using exclusively Gholdengo comps… MY SON ISNT WASHED