A Pimp Named Shortstack

@LaShortBrava He began to pick up the empty bear cans on the ground and started stacking ontop of Mt. Fuji-ass! "One... Two... Three..." He continued to count and stack, trying his hardest to not grab a feel as he stacked, because this would be a masterpiece. "29... And 30! 30 cans! Damn!"

@Plut0ver "I mean, I could probably do it-" When he promised more beat for each one she could balance on her ass he got her attention "...fuck it, deal!" She was all in on this one!

It's weekend time! You know what that means? That's right! It's Kobayashi getting super drunk on a Friday! "Uuuh! Finally... Has my ass always been this huge?" She's even wobbling her ass with her hand! She's totally drunk!

@LaShortBrava He gives a couple soft slaps to the drunk's blubberbutt. "Im really jealous of Tohru! She can play with this, everyday!? It's like a shelf! You can probably balance stuff on it!" He pulls out some cash. "A case of beer for every drink you can balance on your porn cheeks."

@Plut0ver "it already shakes a lot when I walk, but I don't think it can hipnotize people..." She said, taking another sip of her beer as her massive porn clappers were wobbled around like that

@LaShortBrava The boy was entranced by the wiggling off the butt. "Damn! Sorry for the hands on approach, but just... Damn! This shit is massive!" He shakes it with one hand, going from cheek to cheek watching the porn globes move like waves. "I can't stop! Can your ass mind control people?

@Plut0ver "It is!? Haha! Take that you tit monsters!" Thank god she's drunk, or else she could have gotten upset over him grabbing her like that!