Poway High School

@marleeeenh I would have, but I don't have any puppies. Sorry, yo.

"So I got this giant-ass pillow pet"

"Give racism a chance."

"In freshman year, heroin was a problem."

"I do cocaine."

*slides by, sitting on skateboard* "Good afternoon"

"It hurts. I think I'm pregnant." "You can't get pregnant in your leg" "Oh, you'd be surprised"

"Spread the sexual wealth"

"I don't think we should duct tape kids to the wall"

Poway kid masturbates on car. Car says, "thanks."

I didn't color in my ideal presidential candidate because he's already plain and white.

I'll fight you.

Right up there!

I swear, if she does that I'll fist fist her. You think I'm joking, but I mean it.

"you base football player" -William Shakespeare

"where's my fool, ho?" -William Shakespeare

"we're playing go fish!"

*points* "they're gambling"

"playing cards over there?" "MATH GAMES"

"Okay, if they ask why we're late, we'll tell them our tandem bicycle broke down."