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jared (tired)

@PretendMaker

streaming on https://t.co/Mdz1dpmV99 + vids on YT. autoimmune disease + OCD champion. elite hoops watcher. MFA valedictorian. smart & good. used to skate

he/him เข้าร่วม Haziran 2014
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II My first of many. Out now. youtu.be/6L0-GagCfM0
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
@clamatoes lol hey I’m just repeating what the birds have communicated
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Jake@JacobJohnHoward·
The hardest piece you can wear in a fit is a smile
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
it’s so bad I’ve been watching street league on stream
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
despite the terrible chronic pain and fatigue lately, i have been desperately craving being on a skateboard again. wish i could find a way to make this work without a limb falling off or upsetting the disability spies
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Tom Henderson
Tom Henderson@_Tom_Henderson_·
Decided to take the gamer Twitter approach for my dinner today. I had a KFC, which we enjoyed, but told the family we couldn't enjoy it because their stock is down 7% this month and the queue was only 3 cars long.
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
I have to come clean here but I actually kind of liked some of the Palace x World Industries collab
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🆒@ImonaSeafood·
@PretendMaker He also ended up getting a lot done eventually so this could end up going well for me
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🆒@ImonaSeafood·
I took an adderall so I could clean my room but I ended up pacing around the house thinking about Godzilla for an hour
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
a good way to market the new harry potter show would be to just release videos of jk rowling eating mold directly off the walls of her home
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
@TimSweeneyEpic it’s crazy to be so out of touch and then to be so loud about it. have some shame
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Tim Sweeney@TimSweeneyEpic·
In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.
Dean Takahashi@deantak

Sad news for Epic Games. Hope the efforts to turn things around can work. gamesbeat.com/epic-games-lay…

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seosamh 🇵🇸
seosamh 🇵🇸@dayglowj0e·
they’re both backlit by the sun despite facing directly opposite one another
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
unfortunately I've been informed that I am not allowed to follow through with this
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
that new Quasi video has me wanting to go blow my knee out at the skatepark at precisely 11:00 pm
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jared (tired)@PretendMaker·
@ESPNNBA I really think things like this should not be a big deal. Did it give him an athletic advantage? No. Was he doing anything ~illegal~ and harmful to anyone? If not, then who cares. The league should put some trust into these dudes instead of calling them out for their private use
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NBA on ESPN@ESPNNBA·
Paul George said his choice to take a banned substance was connected to a mental health issue that developed because of an offseason knee injury that limited his production this season. Read more ➡️ spr.ly/6015B6jKXS
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