Mr. T

@RedDevilZone_OG cuz Zirkzee ain’t a 9. he’s a 9.5 nd he’s flavor. He’s gone this summer ?

🚨#mufc are actively seeking an experienced No.9. Sesko is loved by the whole club However, the team's current offensive approach lacks the necessary tactical framework to effectively dismantle diverse defensive setups. They don't feel that Zirkzee is the correct fit.

who sesko should model his style to

@Son_ImSleep sick ass foo😂😂😂it be lyk dat sometimes😭

Real pain

u gotta respect Francis…he’s says it as is it. no fks given

European footy fans have been losing their brains over Cherki juggling the ball 3 times and they call that “showboating” .. The South African in me is like ONLY IF YOU KNEW!

tell em dawg! 😂😂 southy nd d Ivorians will make cherki look lyk a school boy lol

@CCTransfers16 breno 😭😭 don’t sell me hopes CC😭

@KrrishFT MUFC tryna sign Bruno G nd Tonali ?

🇮🇹🚨🔴#MUFC

@FWPlayboy we need more of dis playboy

Rotation Rules: Maintaining FWB/FB -Meet only 1X per week -No “dates” -No sleep overs -No daily texting -Fuck EVERY time you get together (Every time some Player thinks he can break the rules they get their ass handed to them)

he starting dis weekend 😭😭🤲🏿

@El_Ashraafy I hear u. I’ll take Ryerson, right foot like a lefty

@PrimeTimeKostax For now, I'm not getting any upgrades there because other position is urgently needed, cash will be tight and the RB market isn't that great. Martin Fernandes, Vanderson are good though. Acheampong more of RB/CB.

Sandro Tonali £80m Adam Wharton £60m Matheus Fernandes £45m Yan Diomande £60m LB - £40m Total= £280m (can be cheaper) Assuming none of our CBs left. If there's still more to spend, get me a CB to replace one of Maguire/De Ligt/Licha.

@iam_commando kobbie is a Trequista/Mezzela. d boy is a #10.

KOBBIE MAINOO: He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho. He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets. He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure. He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro. He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne. He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio. He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal. He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti. What exactly is his profile and identity?

@WakoCD_ small space player- don’t think he has d tek in his bag yet soon to come

We’re not seeing the same Mainoo confidence levels as when Carrick arrived— time = overthinking. ‘Be more confident’ is poor advice, but he needs to assume outcomes will be positive— himself & teammates. Limited opportunities to progress centrally, but still chances to switch.

@Utdbeni @TheWavyRed I hear u…another view is dat he’s simply playin wth better/smarter players. Bruno is a Galactico player. He just played wth bozzos 4 years lol. another reason why he’s always frustrated 😂😂 guys actin lyk he’s a diva 4 no reason

Who has noticed that Bruno is more Calmer on the ball and doesn’t treat the it like grenade always like he was doing under ole and ten hag? he does play one or two of his b0mbers when needed and it’s all down to the tactical discipline he went through under Amorim whiles he was playing as a deep lying playmaker. He’s more matured now. I love the new Bruno!

Crazy mix🔥

@FWPlayboy @Chan96450162 wat do u look for when watching stand-up? response lines, body language, context?

@Chan96450162 Start with -Watch Stand Up comedy -Learn stand up comedy -Improv classes (learn to think quickly on your feet)

Develop a quick wit. It helps destroy the inevitable shit-tests all girls will throw at you.

dats provoking? pathetic lol

@delagold7 @mufcRin I lyk dat midfield habibi

@mufcRin For me Summer smart moves for #MUFC! Tonali + Baleba in midfield, Rodrigo on the left, and Vanderson, Daniel Muñoz, or Hall at full-back — a perfect mix of quality and balance. This squad is about players who fit the system and can raise the level immediately. ⚽💯

🚨🔴 #MUFC are working hard behind the scenes for a summer at #ManUtd 🔴 with Ndiaye, Mateus Mané, Rogers,💣 Anderson, Baleba, Wharton, Hall, Tonali, Diomandé & Stiller on the main shortlist board want to select players who can immediately raise the level and bring real quality.