Professor Monkey

After careful consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that Luke Combs new album is a 10/10

@jordiebarstool Wore my Gagne jersey the other night 😎

You guys ever just stop and think about Simon Gagne every once in a while?

Rick Tocchet after losing 7-1 to the tanking Capitals tomorrow: "I think it's time for me to address the Elephant in the room, his name is Matvei Michkov"

Does anyone actually wash their hands after taking a piss?

@Gausmus47 @brknblues Gage, you’re on a generational heater guy😂😂 keep up the good work fella 🔧

@brknblues Minnesota is embarrassed to have 3 gold medalist on the Wild! Says:

embarrassments to the state of minnesota. especially you brock faber

“That’s a nice question thank you.” McDavid wasn’t having any of that question 😂

CHAMPIONS IN THE HOUSE 🦅🇺🇸

@shashigalore Autographed version of this will be a man cave essential down the road

When I was a kid, this photo would be on the cover of Time, the Wheaties box, next years Trapper Keeper, lunchboxes, and the bedroom wall of teenagers all over America.

@LONTDC1 I firmly believe you’re an idiot

Firmly believe she could shut out a significant number of NHL teams.

@NUCLRGOLF @KingJames Slicing 50 yards right

👑🏌️LeBron James’ swing is _______. (Via: @KingJames)

Ella Langley

@AlexWalkerTV Oh fr?

Kurt Russell said the best compliment he got as an actor was during the screening of “Miracle.” Said Kurt’s family was in the audience and Herb’s grandson shouted out “Papa” during the movie. That’s when he knew he got Herb right. Worth a listen.

@FellMentKE You spent 6 years applying for 1 interview? 😂😂 fella that’s racism

R.I.P. LinkedIn in 2026. R.I.P. Upwork in 2026. R.I.P. Indeed in 2026. I spent 6 years applying. 1 interview. My wife spent 4 hours on these 10 sites. 5 job offers instantly. Use these 10 platforms to find remote jobs that actually want to hire you:

@FrankieBorrelli Oshie on the intermission report: Warroad.

Brock Nelson playing in the Olympics wearing 29. His grandfather was on the 1960 gold team, his uncle was on the 1980 gold team. Bill Christian # 6 Dave Christian # 23 6+23 = Brock Nelson 29 What a story. What a family. Warroad. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@FanDuel Wow that 2014 team was mid

A LOT has changed since the last time we got to see America's best on ice 🇺🇸 Projected lines for USA's opener vs. Latvia on Thursday:

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

@JLazzy23 @USHL @HobeyBakerAward Ew

I’ve seen enough. Wyttenbach for Hobey. @USHL | @HobeyBakerAward

@TheCinesthetic You’re wrong lmao 😂 professor monkey would know

Miracle was released 22 years ago today. The famous locker-room speech isn’t historical fact. Kurt Russell with director Gavin O’Connor rewrote it the night before, trimming clichés and focusing on rhythm and pauses.

Watching sports in school might be the peak of childhood