Professor Morty (💙, 🎲)

Just logged in after a few weeks Wtf pumpfun 😂

@LouisCooper_ What u hit on recently , when alpha drop

You need to be scan maxing, you need to be researching every ticker. Is dex paid? Soc [ca]? Not a call, just scanning. Anyone get in from my scan? Hitrate 7%.

@Tesluh_Sol Should smack

That’s crazy we havnt seen a $KERMIT token take off yet? It’s 2024 😮‍💨

going to do investigative journalism & buy about $12 worth of the ethereum ETF to see if they accurately record inflows and outflows

I think

4 months ago, I lent someone I trusted $20,000. I treated this person like a brother. We almost started a business together here. He hasn’t paid me back, all while flexing on the timeline. I got rugged IRL. This person is doxxed & you all know him. Never trust anyone.

Hot take - if they work In ur space, get paid more, enjoy their time and friends more, and still don’t even up in prison. Who won be honest

Fam keep you 2 pounds

@Overdose_AI So now when trench apes spam “wen binance” in a shitcoin chat, it finally has merit

After 6 years in crypto you thought that you saw it all, but then a 15mil MC coin with 1mil volume is getting listed on Binance As I said a few days ago - there are no boring days in crypto. NO BORING DAYS AT ALL 😂

The problem is, You guys have crazy expectations for Trump and no expectations for Kamala, So it's EASY for her to be perceived as a winner. You don't have to do much, the only thing from the bottom is up. You can ONLY DO BETTER than NOTHING. Trump has to be absolutely perfect to win in the public eye, which is more or less impossible. You've seen him in the past with viral clips, so you want that exact same performance each and every time. UNNECESSARY. All the while, Kamala simply has to NOT STUTTER. So he's not underdelivering at all considering it's a clear 3v1. Do you understand? Retardio.

@virotechnics Few

This is simply impossible. My uber driver told me he had extremely high confidence in his short positions. He had a uPNL of $12,000,000 & was confidently adding. He is adding here as well.

“check dms bro” my dms:

The reason you’ll make it is because you never gave up.

i aint fuckin no more hoes bros im retired

Freedom is on the other side of discipline.

There will be a god candle so majestic after rate cuts you will puke and shit yourself.

@puffpaw @berachain When ZachXBT was younger, my family always said dont smoke cigarettes, look what happened to grandpa, he got cancer but I deeply regret not smoking bc this Vape2Earn $6M raise gave me cancer anyways.

Woken up in middle of the night with pillow soaked in my blood. Lfmao so I guess that’s still happening. Stopped the bleeding myself tho instead of going to hospital this time. Proud of myself for that. I am basically a doctor now 😭 parents will be proud at last maybe