
Savage Spider-Woman
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Savage Spider-Woman
@ProperJess
The Snarky Spider. REALLY, I’m not very nice. 🎶Stranded with this bitch called hope🎶 TeamSad’s dedicated HulkHandler //possible triggers for abuse&terminology







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What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?

"Because they don't lie or because they're pretty?"

"...I'm just gonna get a little bonsai. At least they don't lie to me."

"So are we...wasting water watering them?"

"Wait, hold on, if a fern isn't a plant then what even is it? And why do people like them so much?"

"...You didn't mean the little bonsai, did you? I'm way smarter than a bonsai! And a fern!"

"Groot knows a /lot/ about inter-dimensional travel, you know."

"He's way smarter than me and it gets me all kinds of bamboozled."
