Proto Merc ⚔️Multiversal Mercenary🏹

@Sareniia I’d be down for a few French Canadian friends

"I want Canadian moots" what about uh... a cute French Canadian ? 👉🏻👈🏻

@CelesteTheElfVT I would honestly be super flattered

if you date me ill give you one of these bad boys.

@lilkittenAnya Yes, just yes

kibby rear ?!

@Crydiaa Yes ma'am, I'll always be here for you

are you guys there.. ?

@ByteSizedErami It's just cause of that Aussie internet connection

You can see signals travelling through my eyes~ But my software is a little outdated... so there isn't many thoughts and way too much lag going on in my brain 🥲

The number of times I’ve seen posts saying “Remember, you are someone’s crush”. Like ok? So if you feel that way about me just say so! Please?~

Not sure why Canadian Vtubers are trending again. We’re no different than anyone else, we get on our moose or polar bear and ride to work the same as the rest of the world

@NerseaVT @ClownsAreEvil We also had a wolf sanctuary in my home town in BC

@ClownsAreEvil @Proto_Merc A wolf sanctuary!?! That sounds so cool!!!!!! I gotta see that.

I love seeing Canada popping off in Twitter. I’ve only been in BC so far but i really want to check out Quebec and Ontario next as i have friends there. Any recommendations on what to do/see/eat?

@SuperSweetLucas If Zen and I were besties for a day I’d want to go to her favourite restaurant and try the food. I’m always curious to try whatever is someone’s favourite

If your Oshi was magically your best friend for a day, what would you do with them?? (We can skip the sexual answers pls)

@HYPAVOX @PKMN_twt And boy fucking did he

@PKMN_twt As he should, ash walked in with his pyjamas and a whiny attitude 😤 you gotta work for and respect the chu 🫵

Real😭

Get new material kids

Honestly, the worst part about April Fools isn't the fact that you can't trust 90% of what you read. It's that everyone is just regurgitating the same handful of things. "Please don't joke about X", "I'm too gullible for this" and just making the same jokes as everyone else.

@keyokku Hololive is a group of vtubers with at least 10 members though

@Proto_Merc hololive is not a vtuber 😂😂😂

oh yeah? you like vtubers? name ten vtubers I dare you

@Lofty_Vtuber I just love 🅱️ofty

🅱️tubers

@canasiantl Thank you

@Proto_Merc I will pray for all of your future shifts 🙏

Hello my fellow Canadian Vtubers I'm Cana, and I reside in British Columbia Can we talk about how terrible Timmies are while we eat some Poutine?

@TheCookieVT Glad it’s a joke, otherwise I’d have had to offer you my life to keep you around

Im graduating. I think its time I got a life. JUST KIDDING!!! I HAVE A LIFE!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!!!!

@HiranoKokoroCh Hello! I don’t do April Fools nonsense because lying sucks even as a joke. Would you be interested in streaming together some time? I’m really hoping to get some people together to play Sea of Thieves eventually

DONT DO IT. PLEASE. IVE FALLEN FOR 2 LIES ALREADY.

@Crydiaa Damn, forgot to feed the gremlin lady

Runs up the stairs on all fours and drive-by bites ur ankles :3