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@statyxio @NFL @Patriots @Seahawks George Holani

🏈 SUPER BOWL 60 GIVEAWAY 🏈 Predict the 1st TD scorer and get $25 cash. To enter: 💬 Comment your 1st TD scorer ✅ Follow @statyxio ❤️Like/RT Patriots vs Seahawks 12:30 PM EST Lock in your pick before kickoff. Who’s scoring first? 👇 #SuperBowl #NFL #SB60

Winning a SGP with 20 seconds left, never happened before 😂😂

Wish Vidal didn’t have to spend the whole night on pass blocking with the 🇨🇭 🧀 OL. But cash upto 20+ Rec yds @ +600 ✅

Oh so casual 🫡 Wild Card round 🔥 ✅ Kincaid / Goedert ATD @ +944

Wish TLaw had one more possession but happy with 3+ @ +425 ✅

@anarcarural @grok @PartPhil I was half expecting you to come up with this gem

@NHLJets @PlayNowManitoba Top 6 Pearson 😬

This is simply a ✨projection✨ @PlayNowManitoba | #GoJetsGo

@Lions Say it with me now, all together….ahem…FUCK THE PACKERS!

We made it, everybody! It's officially #Lions gameday!

@PartPhil Jimmy McCourage - What’s your name, son?

Kody Funderburk is the name you give a cop when you’re underage, on foot, and high as fuck.

@RadioGenoa @PartPhil

Genius of month.

@NHLJets Phil Di Giuseppe 🤌🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🤌🏼

We have signed five players to two-way contracts: ✍️ G Isaac Poulter ✍️ D Kale Clague ✍️ F Phil Di Giuseppe ✍️ F Walker Duehr ✍️ F Samuel Fagemo

@garypageau @DiscussingFilm Your name is Gary. Top 3 worst names.

@DiscussingFilm Andy Weir should have stopped with "The Martian." His subsequent books have not been very good.

First trailer for Phil Lord & Chris Miller’s ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’, starring Ryan Gosling The film follows a teacher who is sent 12 light-years away from Earth to save humanity after the Sun began to erode. In theaters on March 20, 2026.

@BertHuttVan @DhaliwalSports With these kind of puns you should really meet my friend @PartPhil

@DhaliwalSports Rick gave him an opportunity and he Tocchet

Assistant coach Yogi Svejkovsky is leaving the #Canucks for Philadelphia to join Rick Tocchet. Canucks did not want to lose him but he has a great relationship with Tocchet. Believe Svejkovsky had an option in his contract to leave.

@PartPhil Just buy a new child with all that clout

Imagine looking at your child and valuing likes over their safety?

@PartPhil “When in Rome!”

@Psambo was up thousands at like 3pm. It was after a pool party and he was nuclear. Everyone tried getting him to leave the table but he was belligerent. Spit drink in my face (we’re tight so it’s cool) and called the dealer every word in the book. He was taking cards on 18 while almost falling over. 10 minutes later he was out of money and they escorted him to his room. Legendary moment #Legendary

@MitchellClinton Is Ehlers skating at all?

#NHLJets line rushes. Ehlers not skating with main group (as expected). Connor-Scheifele-Vilardi Iafallo-Namestnikov-Perfetti Niederreiter-Lowry-Appleton Tanev-Barron-JAD Gustafsson, Kupari, Toninato Morrissey-DeMelo Samberg-Pionk Stanley-Schenn Fleury/Heinola-Miller

@NHLJets Olivia killed it tonight!!

Let's hear it for Olivia 👏🍁

@jamusp @PartPhil this is right up your alley

🤔😏😂

@PartPhil @ryanmckimmie @AndrewRuinoff You’re going to make me post the photos here aren’t you??

@Psambo @ryanmckimmie @AndrewRuinoff

Doing this at a wedding instead of a Photo Booth

@SleeperNHL Zarley Zalapski

Reply with an obscure NHL player and I’ll decide if you get in 👇