
PsychoGAGE
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I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???” I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card. She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?” All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

Messi’s respect is so special. You don’t tell the Goat to go and warm up😂

We all saw what Ronaldo did to Messi in La Liga, if he stayed there all his life like Messi, I promise you this wouldn’t be close😂😂😂

Modern men are funny. In your own house; the house that you spent millions to rent and even more to furnish, the squatter that you married will be making rules inside for you Gaddemit!



🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Inter Miami complete deal to sign Casemiro as new midfielder, here we go! Verbal agreement sealed with all parties involved and all formal steps resolved, now waiting to sign and announce the Brazilian. Casemiro wants to play with Messi. Future in MLS. 🇺🇸

A man who earns 500k monthly has no business looking for a submissive wife.

𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞, 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦" 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚.

Jesus was Muslim because he prayed in submission to God. At his second coming, expect him in a mosque, not a church.

Boys foolish shaa. You Dey abroad and after making it you come down naija to come and pick a wife lol. You will cry don’t worry.







