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Someone paid for my IELTS Academic exam to boost my application to schools in Sweden. I had only 6 days to prepare for the exam, which was my first attempt. I was a bit nervous writing it, but I achieved a band score of 8.5/9.0

Liverpool went 30 years without a title, no? And you were 5pts clear when Gerrard slipped vs Chelsea. Yet evidently, you’re still here and still loving Football. So we’ll be fine. Just as you were. Idiot.

I’d rather chew wet jean and push it down with cement than tell any Nigerian politician ‘thank you’ for building roads or doing their freaking jobs.

There’s a serious Lassa fever outbreak in Nigeria right now where 146 people have been confirmed dead in 11 weeks and there have been 582 confirmed cases. 25 doctors have been infected, and 3 have lost their lives. If you are reading this, please stay safe. This virus spreads through the urine or droppings of infected rats, or human-to-human contact. It starts like an ordinary fever, but it can quickly move to bleeding, a swollen face, and shock. ALWAYS: 1. Cover your food and pots tightly. 2. Block the holes where rats enter your house. 3. Wash your hands thoroughly with soap. 4. If you have a persistent fever, stop swallowing random drugs from the chemist. Go to the hospital immediately. Our health workers are at risk, and proper Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) is life-saving. We cannot afford to lose more people to a preventable disease. Stay safe and retweet this to save a life today!

“How large is your artistic range”?

If you want to live a life free of constant hospital visits & crushing hospital bills, avoid any product by Nestlé. Their entire company has always been built of profit before people. Do your research on their controversies in Africa, if you doubt me

People are not ready to end the insurgency in Nigeria.

Latto seen with pregnant belly onstage performing “Big Mama” at Mariah The Scientist’s show in Atlanta 💕

You people have inferred very interesting things. While I’m under no obligation to debunk, I’ll just say this once: - I am not in support of this current administration. I am in consonance with the viewpoint that the Tinubu administration is a failed one that should palm their faces in shame‼️
Never been in support, never will. - If there are positive reforms being taken by the government and I choose to point them out, ko si babanla anybody wey fit stop am. If there’s news about inflation going down, the currency appreciating, or policy reforms that could potentially benefit the economy, I will tweet about it. The same way I will tweet about the senseless killings up North and the terrible security conditions in the country. If it’s only bad news you care for and never the good, stay off my page. 🫵🏾 - I likewise do not believe that the opposition, as it currently stands, can take Nigeria to a much better place, for obvious reasons. I’m quite literally tired of us having to choose the “lesser evil.” We hope for a country where, out of 220 million Nigerians, we can genuinely say: “All the candidates are good enough to govern; but among them, who is the most competent?”. Sadly, it’s never the case 💔 I voted PO in 2023. If I were to vote again, like everyone else, I would vote for who I consider the “lesser evil.” Do with this information what you may.

Wait… all these tears because of Peter Obi? 😂 Now let me give you something real to cry about. I don’t believe Peter Obi (ADC) can govern this country and deliver the kind of transformation we actually want. Beyond the alliances with the same recycled wicked political class, I still have his post notifications on from my 2023 fangirl phase and I’ve taken time to read his positions on core economic issues. It’s disappointing 💔💔. Look at his comments on Sani Abacha, the tax bill, and several key policy matters, some of which were quietly deleted. You read them and just think, “nah… this is underwhelming.” 💔 Then there’s the part where we all pretend not to notice his wingmen; Dino Melaye, Nasir El-Rufai, even Atiku Abubakar all orbiting the same movement. Or are we to believe they’ve suddenly become saints cause they now associate with him? At some point, we have to admit we are just repackaging the same old corrupt system that brought us into this mess we are, with a cleaner brand name. And please, we’re past the optics of eating with school children, carrying bags at the airport… that humility theatre. It’s governance we need, not aesthetics. Yes, Bola Tinubu must go. No debate there.❌ Quite frankly, he should never even have happened in the first place‼️ But I wish we didn’t have to repeat the anybody but Jonathan(PDP) situation that made us fall into Buhari’s (APC) laps. I wish we had a real opposition; one rooted in competence, conviction, and the courage to stand against entrenched corruption, not coexist with it. Maybe the 2023 version of Peter Obi felt like that person. But 2027? I’m not convinced. Having doubts about the opposition doesn’t equate being an APC supporter‼️ But if you insist that this stance puts corn in my pocket, then I’ll gladly eat it with beans 🌽😌 Now cry moreeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Adding NELFUND as achievement, when 5 years ago nobody needed that to go to University. Sick people.