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hi I'm a Premier League footballer and now I'm in the slightest amount of danger of losing the ball I'm going to fall over and make sure play stops for about 45 seconds

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BTW a footnote from yesterday, Tarkowski and O'Brien were utterly disgraceful in their treatment of Garnacho. There’s a line and and those two crossed and it was a fucking joy to watch 😆😆😆😆💙 #EFC

I’m not gonna pretend for a minute that he’s my cup of tea, but he’s a master of listening to someone’s answer

5 Shite Chelsea Things: 1. Chelsea. What have they spent? A billion quid or something? Crap 2. Liam Rosenior. 3. Their goalie. An absolute clown. 4. Chelsea not doing their huddle around the ball. Was looking forward to laughing at that. 5. Did I mention Chelsea?

5 Good Chelsea Things: 1. The atmosphere. That 5 minutes after the second goal was Goodison worthy. 2. Jordan Pickford. 3. The Ndiaye goal. Best moment at Bramley-Moore so far by a distance. 4. Beto. That first goal was daft. 5. Town bouncing before and after the match.

The noise… Wow. I love this stadium, lads. I really do.

That atmosphere this evening btw 😮‍💨🔉

Enjoyed tha!

THE. ORIGINALS. ✊

Everton are three points off a Champions League place with seven games to go. Wild #EFC

Those Toffees though.

Never felt more like singing the blues 🎶

Toffees

Getting familiar with the Champions League lyrics 😎

Andy Hinchcliffe: "Everton probably deserved to win". No shit....

Beto to Wesley Fofana today

36 years old. 4 tackles, 5 interceptions, 6 recoveries. 7/7 ground duels won. An assist. Let Garner focus on Palmer behind him too. So good from Gueye today. So impressed.

@Nino12x Fuck me if that was him locked in i dont want to see him not locked. Yikes #Shite

Definition of locked in 🔒 x.com/youngjohne8776…

Everton have been excellent writes Liam Rosenior in his notes.