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Now then!

.. Hah! No.

Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to END YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Well, hello there, you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But, what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?

You're so obsessed with me! I knew you'd need me here to be your unwilling audience whеn you lose your marbles in act three.

Good to see you, too!

She's right, you know.

You see, I've been there about a year or so, and after all the pointless singing and crying.. I'm afraid I see no further reason for my presence there. We really aren't getting any closer to-

Hmhm! But, you are! Haha!

Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!

Now then!

She's filled with potential that I could guide.. Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side!

Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to END YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Show off. All hat and no cattle!

A what, now?

It's the purest kind, my dear. Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment.

AHAAAAA! Fuck you.

Hmm, yes, not like you haven't been doing that all day..

Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast, Sinners rejoice!.. Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre, video podcast.

Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor. Best of luck, chums!