William B. Faulkner

@thesoggyblanket Stop acting like the south is some zoo exhibit.

Photos I took in the American South

@nypost It’s called an Au Pair

Eric Swalwell paid illegal Brazilian live-in nanny under the table with campaign funds, complaint alleges trib.al/uHLRKC4

Me when the blue collar boys show up to my college town to tear it up and steal my girl

We don’t care about someone doing it in a bathroom bar at Kansas

X has replaced Indian posts with Japanese posts nature is healing

@maziehirono No one cares we just discovered Japan is our biggest ally.

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@dirtymyrtlej When you have no concept of the South culturally and you transfer to a school because you think it’s a party school like UMiami or ASU this is the immediate result:

Byeeeee!!!

I hate when people come here only because they hear it’s a party school and not knowing anything about Oxford or the south in general and then just dog it on social media like you just had no friends it’s OK just say that

@JohnnyBoone99 Dean Nuremberg’s return

What the fuck is the big event

@JohnnyBoone99 @BobbyPlant68 Pi kapp is the saving private ryan company and beta is the ramelle bridge 101st airborn

@escapefrommelos It’s a fake account retard

interesting that these “girldad” “sportsfan” types always seem to have two passions: 1) watching muscular black men run with a ball 2) fantasizing about 19 year old boys getting raped in prison (when convicted of having 17 year old girlfriends) probably totally unrelated

Support Walter White

When I get a notification thinking it’s from a girl but it’s actually just Dean Nurnberg sending me some weird schizo video

Hung as a bank robber in the Wild West, forgot I told a pledge last night to wake me by banging pots and pans together. Almost caught an IFC case this morning to put it plainly.

@dicksucker45939 Hawk tuah

@JohnnyBoone99 @jailbird6seven In Kai brother

@jailbird6seven #touse

Gay son for sure #treesh