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"...so either is acceptable, roofs or rooves." ~ The Junes "I prefer a good 'F' so I'm gonna go with roofs." ~ Gordo "I prefer the 'V' so I'm going with rooves." ~ The Junes "Dang it, you one upped me somehow there." ~ Gordo

"I pulled a car with my testicles before and I pulled a car on fire. So I thought why not combine both, but this time do it with my penis." Gordo

"What causes full blown Chinese?" Gordo

"I'm tellin' ya, I'm onto something." The Junes

"I want to know how the D.C. officials are getting these condoms on rats. Because you gotta stimulate them first don't you? Or do you just run rat porn and then as soon as they get aroused you quickly unfurl it onto the thing?" Gordo #themusersthepodcast

"When have you ever known someone that had pocket pancakes?" Gordo #themusersthepodcast

"Look, everything my band does loses money." Jub #themusersthepodcast #TheBirdDogs

"She suffers from pink eye and halitosis." Gordo #HappyBirthday

"Younghoe Koo was so ass he saved a man's life." Idiocracy Jub

"Have you ever heard of that? A wife throwing a stick of homemade dynamite? ~ Gordo "I've heard of Dynamite P, but I haven't heard of that." ~ Jub

"I new from the moment I saw you that you were a head pusher. I would have hated to be your high school girlfriend." Gordo

"Probably should have stayed home and shot it out at the hospital." Childbirth Jub

"I hope you've been keeping up with your steady diet of little blue pills. Keeping that baby carrot of yours in full working order. Because Marge over here has set her status to 'bend me in the shape of a pretzel and show me who's boss'!" Marge Schimdiddler to Doocy

"Oh, more than once you've made the lining of my Depends moist. Don't get cocky Mike, it's not from arousal but from a leaky urethra that just won't cooperate" Marge Schimdiddler

"Usually I'm on the other end of this thing." ~ Doocy "That's what Mike says when he's pointing at a sex toy." ~ Gordo

"I'd like to check another continent off my list." ~ Doocy "You've got incontinent down." ~ Gordo

"Good news for Mike Doocy's drug habit, next." Gordo

"I never thought I'd hear Mike Doocy doing Walter Cronkite doing Buddy Holly." ~ Jub "Mommy! Mommy!" ~ Doocy

"We'll get an update on George's erection for Hillary Clinton, next." Gordo

"Did you know that George has a half-chub for Hillary?" Gordo

"Yeah, turn me the 'F' up in there. That's what I'm talkin' about. Don't mess with me." Jub