Randy Randerson

Round of 32 TV scheduling continues to be a complete shitshow. Four games early and four games late, it’s not that hard

Me when Hotel California comes on.

“Lil’Jordan with a BIG drop!” - Jim Nantz already in his bag

Me inspecting the lines in my lawn after my wife decided to mow while I was at work

The Seahawks have literally never played in a normal game.

quite a look for Trump today

@JRRadcliffe @wiaawistate During the TV broadcast they also said that he had the D3 Champ. game rushing record. Shoutout to the WIAA lol

@wiaawistate I'm confused, this was the D3 game and the rushing record is 408 (set last year). The D2 record is 312. Am I missing something?

@jaypo1961 He’ll be able to see over his lineman. So that’ll be something new

According to his bio on the #Badgers roster, Simmons will be making his fourth college start. Started three games last season at SIU (played in five before season-ending injury) and completed 73 of 128 passes (.570) for 852 yards, w/three TDs and zero picks.

Come back to this tweet when Hunter Simmons leads Wisconsin to a win today in Ann Arbor

If you’re talking about the Super Bowl halftime show in early October, then you’re a clown and your opinion on anything football related means nothing

Oh you don’t give your child screen time? Congratulations. We’ll see who’s laughing when my daughter is reading pre-snap blitzes and 2-high safety by the time she’s 10 months old.

Football

Quentin Johnston stole Brian Thomas Jr.’s skills the same way the Monstars did in Space Jam

Are we sure Braedyn Locke could see over his lineman for the past two seasons??

Can Danny O’Neill see over his lineman???

@TraeFinnegan No clue. I let my agent handle all the business side of things. I can confirm that I’ll be listening to the smooth sounds of Yacht Rock radio later today though

Happy to announce that I will once again be a Sirius XM subscriber for the next 12 months. Some tough negotiations, but my agent (my wife) was able to talk the good people over at Sirius XM down to a price that should benefit all parties involved

I actually want to go to Club Wyndham more than I want to go to Aqua

I cannot get over this dude on Wheel of Fortune last night. Unreal fit. Unreal hair.

When the 65 year old guy who lives behind you that you thought you were absolute boys with has people over for a cookout and you didn’t get invited