rebro style dumbass

@bent_normal Which ones are for busting skulls and knuckles

my collection of various sticks prepared for the move

I like the song. I like fcukers. I like wet leg. I like Frankie cosmos. I like snail mail. I like hand habits. I like soccer mommy. I like pale hound. But come on

Just heard that playing classics song and I think after this one we gotta put the bored white monotonal women on the bench for a bit

@victimbarbie My loss is implicit

At any given point I’m engaged in multifront psychological warfare with one of my children

I think the only thing that can be gleaned from the dumbest guy at barstool (since Billy got forced off of Macrodosing) having incomprehensible politics is that the average American does too and yet likes to think of their worldview as being “right” and “well-reasoned.”

@GWAMtweets @GloryMu14 Lmao what the fuck is a “stereotypical black American” you fat dipshit

@GloryMu14 Wow, I didn’t know Afro-Cuban men sound just like stereotypical Black Americans! This is so enlightening thank you!

Hasan: Young Cubans I spoke with don’t know the REAL reason things are bad Or maybe… hear me out… YOU don’t know more about Cuban suffering than they do? What did THEY say causes the most suffering? And why do you think you know better than their lived experience?

Get a load of this guy huh

Ah what a relief this is for my global economy 😊

Jellyroll had 2 number 1 songs in the same year sinners was released. The point makes itself.

Bad movies with stupid messages tend to have that kind of cultural sway

Listen here you little shit I’ve been calling them fuckster the poophole for a god damn decade and you need to mind your elders

This is a funny delusion to have after the last decade

I’ve been eating too much fiber lately and paying the price with multiple awesome huge amazing shits every day

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIINE

Told my wife that I was gonna start exclusively doing the open-mouth-pointing-at-the-other-person thing in all our photos together on and she didn’t talk to me for like 10 mins

@junebugupdates Yeah but you mean a fun uncle

@junebugupdates fruity unc is a func

@JonahPlatt Youre a dumb ass bitch

Masterclass in demagoguery from Ms. Rachel: "Wanting kids to live isn't antisemitic." True sentence. Five words. Zero accountability. A whole community smeared. Because in that framing, the only reason Jews would object... is that they don't want kids to live. This is what modern Jew-hatred looks like dressed up as kindness.

No dumber shit head on the planet than the guy with the “fuck Elon” sticker on his Tesla