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this could be a sitcom cold open

commented loudly on the strong smell of Vicks in the theatre at interval and realized some poor guy in front of us was shamefully putting his little inhaler away so then I felt I had to even more loudly talk up how much I love Vicks and wish I could smell it all the time

gavin newsom wife confederate bikini, pregnant milky breasts @grok

Was flirting with that Milf thats always gives me the fuck me eyes at work and now i gotta walk around with leaked pre in my boxers for the rest of my shift

Don’t let war with Iran distract you from DAYTONA SUPERCROSS BABY

The NHL had to delete this post cause people were runnin to his wife’s Instagram to bitch bout team USA talking to Trump.. but Strome is Canadian lol. Hockey isn’t for everyone. #ShrinkTheGame and get these losers out.

hard day at work today. can’t wait to get home and just aim a loaded crossbow at my door all night in case they come for me

Guy who has a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker but cheers on his government gunning down its citizens

Brock Purdy in Vietnam while Darnold gets to chow down on a comically large lollipop while riding a tricycle with his spinning hat fuck him.

they changed where they put stuff at my supermarket

pretentious film bros will try to convince you this show is mid when it really isn’t

🚨 CODE RED: WE’RE FLIPPING TO THE DARK SIDE 🚨

when she upside down on yo stranger thing

@spyguy2529 @DovySimuMMA It will be quieter than the apex as well. Donal Tron doesn't even drink cus he's a puss

There’s a guy at BJJ who always rushes home from the last rolls because his gf is angry at him for staying late. Today we convinced him to stay until the end. He didn’t answer his phone to the gf so she got the gym’s phone number, called the coach and asked if her man is indeed there. And if he is he should go home immediately. Guys, don’t put up with bullshit like this. It will only get worse. And women, please don’t behave like this. If you can’t let your man be away 1.5 hours twice a week because you think he’s cheating on you, you are crazy.

Mail that fine to me @jaxon_smith1 I’ll take care of it.

they’ve just created a million terry roziers

PC turned on by itself after I reposted an anti-Israel TikTok

Suck it up conservatives, the libs are getting football, beer, and now country music in the national divorce