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@everythinghufc Did you know by law that even at prem level if the first team squad has players aged 18 and under they have to change in a seperate changing room.

Wow. Child in the changing room and then some dude naked in the back. Thats appalling. Surely some sort of welfare issue here 🤣🤣?

@SamaraAngelxoxo 2 words……..Den Perry

Lancashire's Children Funfairs £3 for a teacup ride and they’ve got two girls pushing it .. absolute con fest I thought they may have been kickstarting it with a push but clearly the ride isn’t working. Avoid their funfairs at all costs

@Playmaker8u 🤣🤣

🚨Ruben Amorim’s comment under Man United Post on Instagram “I miss you guys” 😭

@dipsMUFC He loves it, makes him relevant for his podcast with butty and paddy

Still can’t get my head around Scholes’ comments on Carrick last night. Critique the performance, sure - but the tone felt like he was enjoying the loss. Didn’t expect that from someone who shared a dressing room with him #MUFC

@Talhaa10_ @ThomasClay3 But your accounts claim you’re bigger????

@ThomasClay3 yh we are smaller than u. but the problem is you think that we are saying we’re bigger. nobody’s saying that g we don’t give a shit about yous tbh

this.

@ThomasClay3 @MUFSeeAlerts @ManUtdMatchday Then they sell it on for £52

@MUFSeeAlerts @ManUtdMatchday Horrible bastards they are

Sold my United ticket back to the club on Friday as I’ve been ill as fuck for a week. Said £32 will be refunded. Got £22 back to my bank today. Anyone know where the other £10 could be? Or are they just robbing fans again?? @ManUtdMatchday

@BPete1970 @Ticketmancity Biggest club in the land pete aren’t we, thats why and everybody loves to talk about MUFC

@Ticketmancity Exactly the same as the Ethiad on any Match day .

Up at the swamp early as im full of man flu. Youve gotta give it to em, absolutely cornered the market in tourists, mental how many are cutting about wearing the club shop. Flooding out the hotels.

@BPete1970 Agreed pete, well said.

I’m not opposed to Ole coming back as interim manager as long as club recruits a proven established manager with a proper plan for the full time next appointment . Surely I’m not alone in NOT wanting Rashford back whoever is manager ?

@StretfordPaddck Best joke I’ve heard all year

Ruben Amorim: "I'm really confident [that] when we recover all the players, we are going to be a strong team - there is no doubt in my mind." "I don't know [if anyone will be back for Leeds]... I'm not going to risk anyone to lose them for one or two months." #MUFC

@dipsMUFC These keepers will cost him his job

Fuckin clown 🗑️

@lufcgazza1919 @Matthardy_BR @liamclark7 @courts_1919 @Pud_king Im good friemds with the SAS

@Matthardy_BR @liamclark7 @courts_1919 @Pud_king I swear that’s Kenny senior 🤣

Nonce gets egged, shame they didn’t have and bricks 💪😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@BPete1970 Sorry to hear this pete ♥️

Hi all, it’s with a very heavy heart that I announce my beautiful mum Bernadette Boyle passed away early this morning. She was often shown lots of love when I shared photos of her on here & she lasted 14 years after my dad Mike passed away in 2011. Lots of

@mufcytp @UnitedStandMUFC He’ll be gone by xmas then

🗣️🚨🚨NEW: Ruben Amorim: “We are going to suffer, but that feeling of bonding is really important. The spirit is positive.” [via @UnitedStandMUFC] “We are going to suffer...” Not exactly inspiring, but at least he’s honest. Strap in, Reds — it's going to be a long ride! 😬

@AmorimEra_ 🥹

🚨📸 | André Onana has recovered from his hamstring injury and is back training. 🙌🏼

@UnitedStandMUFC @SkyKaveh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨 Chelsea value Nicolas Jackson at around £80-100 million, with Man United among the clubs interested. Chelsea aren't under any pressure to sell. Hugo Ekitike's expected transfer to Liverpool for up to £79 million is used as a benchmark. [@SkyKaveh] #mufc

@UnitedStandMUFC He’s a massive cunt

"He has the aura, he has the experience, he has the mentality, and he has the ability!" 🇦🇷 #mufc

@HoodedClaw1974 @TRobinsonNewEra Looks fucking shite

Look at this bad boy😍. He says its the worlds best breakfast sandwich, and I believe him. Got any demos planned for Rotherham @TRobinsonNewEra?? 🤣🤣👇👇

@UnitedStandMUFC @mcgrathmike Praise the lord 🙌🏼

🚨 Andre Onana is set to miss six to eight weeks with his hamstring injury. [@mcgrathmike] #mufc

@thecityshack @ManCity @ManCityUS @oasis Greatest with unlimited funds

Alex Ferguson was at Manchester United for 26.5 years & never embraced Manchester, the club or the culture as much as Pep Guardiola has Manchester City. Just another reason to call him the greatest of all time! 🩵👑

@UnitedStandMUFC @DiMarzio Snap their hand off and get him off the books

🚨 Juventus' offer to Man United for Jadon Sancho is £8.5 million, with a further £4.3 million in add-ons. [@DiMarzio] #mufc