
Top 7 Pick Terry
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Top 7 Pick Terry
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You Can Run But You Can't Hide, Bitch. #RaiseHail #LGM #NewYorkForever #NJDevils #Defenders



Venezuela defeats the United States in the world baseball classic final in a score of 3-2.



Sore winners make sorer losers. Just a country full of entitled assholes who pout when they find out Manifest Destiny isn't a thing. Every. Fucking. Time.

Sore winners make sorer losers. Just a country full of entitled assholes who pout when they find out Manifest Destiny isn't a thing. Every. Fucking. Time.



I really thought this whole Crosby and Ravens saga was over. Honestly felt bad for Maxx after the trade fell through and how it happened. But now that he’s dragging this thing out in the media I really don’t feel bad at all. You say you’re happy to be a Raider and want to finish your career there, so stop playing victim and move on.


The Captain makes history. @SalvadorPerez15 is graciously donating his chest protector and shin guards to the Hall of Fame! #WorldBaseballClassic


How I know "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" will be a gigantic piece of shit: Trailer begins with him alone on a girder looking at his friends on his phone: BORING. Then, voiceover tells someone that they won't remember him because of what happened at the end of the last movie: SUPERHERO ERASURE. Then, random DARKY LIT shots of people: DEPRESSING. Then, Spider-Man swings into action - and hits a car and lands in the street: FAILURE Spider-Man gets hit by a van driven by The Punisher: MORE FAILURE. They banter, they battle: HEROES FIGHTING HEROES AGAIN. Shots of random people at a party while Ned voiceovers, "sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart": MORE FEELINGS CRAP! Peter fainting saying "what is happening to me": WEAKNESS. Peter somehow trapped in his own web, then falling out of it: WEAK, HELPLESS, NOT IN CONTROL. Peter in a glass box being scanned: LOSS OF FREEDOM. Peter going to ULTRA TDS SUFFERER MARK RUFFALO/BRUCE BANNER for help: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. A drop of water falling into a barrel: NO IDEA WHY. Peter holding his head like he's in pain: MORE WEAKNESS. Peter being thrown by his web into a water tower: MORE FAILURE. Peter visiting May's grave: MORE FEELINGS CRAP! Peter tied to a chair, wrists restrained: MORE FAILURE and LOSS OF FREEDOM IMAGERY. Peter getting knocked around by Scorpion: MORE FAILURE. Peter facing MJ on a very dark rooftop: WHO CARES? Peter trying to stop a tank but gets thrown into a bus window instead: MORE FAILURE. And a slo-mo scene of Spider-Man about to battle a bunch of red ninjas... ...BUT NOT ONE KICKASS "GO HERO" MOMENT IN THE WHOLE 2:40 TRAILER! Look, I've gotten pretty good at dissecting these deconstructionist hero movies. This is basically Spider-Man written by people who think superheroes are STUPID. Mournful, darkly lit, unhopeful, NEVER see the hero in TRIUMPH or being HAPPY. I get the same feeling from this trailer as I did from "James Gunn's Superman," "Lanterns," and the last 10 MCU movies: NOTHING I WOULD EVER PAY TO SEE. We all knew this was coming. Hollywood wants to make the superhero genre disappear. This is just the latest ruination.



















