Meredith

Black lives matter. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Wild how my English boyfriend has never had a Terry’s chocolate orange

Toe chomping time

Stop fucking pissing on the toilet seat in public spaces. /endrant

@MACcosmetics No I’m broke 😭

have u guys ever tried mac lipstick? asking for a friend

How do I get my jot bf to listen to Amy Pohlers podcast???? He loves comedy and chit chat!!!

@drinkolipop 🍒 🍒 🍒

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Bob Weir died, don’t text

John Cena graduated high school, played college football, became a bodybuilder, joined the WWE, became the top star in the company, went to Hollywood, and retired from WWE after a 23-year career… all before the Cowboys made it back to an NFC Championship Game. #ThankYouCena

All I want for Christmas is an @drinkolipop advent calendar

Getting a little verklempt seeing all the girlies share the same WaPo “Democrat Abigail Spanberger becomes first female governor of Virginia” post

Rewatching Jersey Shore and realizing the bed frames they’re using is also the same bed frame as my boyfriends……

The Disco Biscuits kicked out their longtime drummer and I have no one to talk to about it!!!

Picked up a fresh @BirdiesPimento garlic parm today and have to physically stop myself from eating the ENTIRE container in one night

Every time I see @goosetheband I remember how they sold out @thecamelrva and had to move to @TheBroadberry and now they’re selling out the new amphitheater

I want a savory protein bar. I’m talking like those chicken meat chips but protein bar and @Doritos flavored.

Especially when @archvillaindave roasts it for me 😮‍💨

Sometimes I remember I can sit on the patio in the backyard with my cat frockling around while I read in front of a fire pit

I’m this 🤏🏻 close to paying an Etsy witch to bring Francine the cat home

@textfeeling__ Losing grandparents a month apart in 2020* when we couldn’t grieve properly for effectively. Would rather go through another traumatic breakup than not be able to hug family members:

Try to answer honestly, what is the hardest loss in your life?

@oldenoughtosay @archvillaindave I see your 20 cloves of garlic pasta sauce and raise you 40