Razor Glove

@ronsterd89 It’s called depression

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@dom_lucre Not one bit. Keep it up ladies!

Conservatives does this video of Black women with guns offend you?

@honeymoon250 Yurp

Do you believe Marijuana is safer than alcohol!?

@sinctyseeds Us white folks call that a teenth

Guess the weight??

@ThrillaRilla369 3.09

What’s the price of gas where you live? I just paid $4.39

@TheMattCardona You’ve reached that level of could lose 1000 in a row and still get a top 3 pop of the night for just showing up. Stick with it. Hard work always wins out. 💪

I wasn’t originally booked to wrestle yesterday on #SmackDown. I was just going to film a commercial and maybe even fly home early. I still showed up in shape, tan, and ready to go. Guess what happened? Things changed and I got a match. I was…wait for it…Alwayz Ready. In my mind, that’s how it supposed to be. If you want opportunities, show up prepared…no matter what. I didn’t get the win against Trick Williams. And yes, I’ve lost more matches than I’ve won since I returned to @WWE. But check my win/loss record over my 20 plus years in this business….even the past 5 years that I spent on the indies. I lose…A LOT! But when I win, I win BIG! I’M…NOT…FINISHED!

I might be the biggest @TherealRVD mark. The things that still go through my head in 2026… lol #Wrestlemania #WholeFnShow #halloffamer

It’s #Wrestlemania season! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8gMM25V/

Check out BattlingWithRap's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8g6sLHp/

Check out razorglove's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8gNaE3r/

Yo ⁦@fleccas⁩ this is the type of music I was writing almost 20 years ago now. If you have 4 spare minutes today have a listen. Have a good show 💯 on.soundcloud.com/V6Me2Hup7uyfb5…

@ThrillaRilla369 .89

What's the cheapest you remember paying for a gallon of gas?

@StormyStormsWX @joehendry @DanhausenAD Like this one

@joehendry @DanhausenAD Writes itself. Joehausen. Because we believe in Joehausen.

Name This Team 👏👏

@joehendry @DanhausenAD You. Are. Clapped.

Yo @elonmusk this is funny af. #buildingwithahornonit #thegoat 🏤

@DanhausenAD @grok is this realhausen?

Friendhausens

@DanhausenAD brings that flavorhausen #cursed

@TheWi1dCardXD @TripleH @DanhausenAD He’s a face so they all have to happen eventually… right?

@TripleH @DanhausenAD Now give him the Blimp His face on the Trucks And that HoF induction

Welcome to the Big Dancehausen. @DanhausenAD

@TripleH @DanhausenAD Does this mean he’s getting on the trucks too? #Fanhausen