thicc nhat hanh

grown ups snacking on edible lube are just the paste kids of fucking

I wanna hear people who have never had Fritos describe the smell of dog’s paws

instagram.com/tv/CgP2i0ygPKZ… #barjorybuffet is far from dead, just a heads up to our #audiodrama pals

V fun!! #boulder #livecomedy fb.me/e/3gNBtnj06

@LopezforCO Greg Lopez beat his pregnant wife

Colorado is broken. Murder, violent crime and car thefts: all sharply increased. With misguided policies, we are treating criminals like they are more important than victims. I am going to give back qualified immunity and I will never defund the police. I will be strong on crime.

I wish I could pay for my Patreon it’s that good

fuck Bitcoin fuck the gold standard- all of my v limited riches are stored in pine nuts

The BBC tricks us all into thinking they’re fancy by casting uggos

Every time I make a new friend as an adult, they know way more about Stephen King’s life than I’m comfortable with

Weird you can’t smoke in Goodwill

Wtf you’re saying Carmen San Diego doesn’t have a henchman named Arty Facts? Seriously what kind of bullshit simulation do we live in

UPS trucks look like huge dusty turds, right? Like we all already knew that?

And YES we’ve known for a while and just didn’t get around to doing it

Take me where the men are boring and the women are beautifully dressed

What no one tells you about being a femme Bi is you envision every woman you have a paralyzingly enormous crush on in Victorian dress and also you’re in Victorian dress and you’re equal socioeconomically bc power play is only hot on paper, not really IRL

Just said “with my bad bitch by my side” and gestured to my metal water bottle

New episode- A Hottie In The Cold based on the short story, “Icy London, Icy France, I Used to See Your Underpants” written/made by @BradBeideman and Old Soft Brained Rach (me) #podcast #barjory #comedy #podcastandchill #audiodrama open.spotify.com/show/5VbZtd4pC…

I wish my butthole was balding

This one's about pirates who live in a huge ship in a bottle and fine I'll say it, it's good!

Willy Wonka is obviously bi and that’s nothing to be proud of.

it’s very good podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bar…