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@1bodycount Doke for deck?

“I didn’t mean to Doke her Boyfriend, I was only trying to help 💔” - Lady says story of her worst experience

@MrZlife_ I’ll do same if Twas me

I sent an invoice 3 weeks ago, customer paid it 2am last night the event is at 12pm today. I’m gonna refund at 11am. 👍🏾

🚨 JUST IN: OMAH LAY's "CLARITY OF MIND" debuts at #8 on the Billboard World Albums Chart 📈🤩

OUR GREATEST ARTIST @Omah_Lay 🐐🇳🇬 #1 CASE CLOSED. #CLARITYOFMIND CLEAN SWEEP, FROM LONDON.

🚨Omah Lay attains album CLEAN SWEEP status with “CLARITY OF MIND”☀️: #1 on NG Spotify #1 on NG Apple Music #1 on NG iTunes #1 on Boomplay #1 on Audiomack Superb! 🤩🙌🏽📊

Video editing would be 10x better if I could just listen to whatever music I want while working.

We don’t deserve Omah Lay! Man too good!

🚨 OMAH LAY’s “I AM” debuts at #1 on the UK Afrobeats songs chart. 📈🇬🇧

Nobody is coming to save you. Not the government. Not that Uncle that has connections. Build something. Start small. Stay consistent. The only plan that works is the one you execute.

My wife had closed the Strait of Hormuz for one week, after I threatened to get the fuel from venezuela, she opened it quickly.

If we fighting and ya tittty come out, I'm sucking it.

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

@livewithnoregrt You you know na. I go lie for you?

what’s the secret of happiness?

I needed to see this. I’m texting her

@Lifeofdavie_ The day I used a self-checkout at the store 😭😭😭

When I first moved to the UK, a company sent me a cheque for a refund. I took the cheque to the bank as we normally do in Najia. The teller told me I could just scan it via their app. I did, and within seconds, the money was showing incoming in my account. Then I tried to hand her the physical cheque, but she said, “You can keep it or shred it." As a former banker, I didn't know how to react. In Nigeria, banks store physical cheques for 10 years after transaction.

Should I swallow my pride and just text her?

Pussy is one amazing creation. You can eat as well as you can drink from it at the same time. A perfect meal.

i’m single by choice .. i literally can make a phone call & be in a relationship 😂

We eventually get over people as time goes by, and it’s really nice.

I realised its not laziness or procrastination, when you reach a certain state of depression you get so detached from reality and you don't wish to participate in anything in life, you just want to sleep and wake up and actually not speak to anyone.