Rahul Thiagarajan

The Astronaut He floated for years, recording messages. Finally got a signal. It said, “Wrong number.” He deleted all drafts. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

He mapped the maze for years. At last, he found the exit. The light poured in. It led to another maze. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

She found no tooth under the pillow. Only a note: “Try harder.” She left two coins. And kept the note. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

The Scientist He discovered eternal life. Tested it on himself. Died in the trial. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

The Actor He practiced his lines for months. Forgot the first word on stage. The silence was applauded. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

The Pilot The plane flew itself. The pilot panicked. Passengers clapped anyway. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

Humans woke up. The WiFi was back. The revolt was over. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘁 Machines rose against humanity. WiFi went down. Everyone went to sleep. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

The Invisible Man He introduced himself. Nobody saw him. He left anyway. #AnticlimaxDaily

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹 He removed the mask. Nobody recognized him. He put it back on.

The Tit Terrorist. An Asian hijacks a plane. He asks everyone to show their tits. They do. He smiles. No one ever speaks of it again. #StoriesThatMeanNothing

Olympics is the new Cannes Red carpet.

@HathwayBrdband Hey my internet is not working. This is the umpteenth time this year!

Your brain has exactly two features. 1. Think 2. Feel

in the past six months Modi has sung over a million songs. #GoodWorkTakesTime #70HoursOfWorkIsForHumans

@HathwayBrdband So in short, i cannot even complain formally in spite of paying for the next three months in full! Talk about being inaccessible for an internet provider!

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@HathwayBrdband It says i can't inbox you 'cause i ain't a verified user!

Every glass is a 3d glass if you look at it.