Ol' Dirty Randy

Just a reminder that I am the worst person on Twitter. (this should get me to 500 followers.......again)

@RossPeterson_ Curious, what is the street value of cocaine? Asking for a friend.

My Google searches from this mornings show included but we’re not limited to: “tannerite”, “dynamite”, “street value of a pound of cocaine”, and “Artemis 2 live”.

@SkiBreck5557 @ChildersRadio @SheaRalph Lazy fat joke. She was the second leading scorer in the NCAA and is an extremely nice person. She'll make more money in her college career than you will in 10 of your lifetimes, spoonlicker.

@ChildersRadio @SheaRalph Word is, her pick of schools prioritizes the walking distance to a Waffle House.

Vanderbilt? @SheaRalph

@Hassel_Chris @CycloneATH Well, at least he spent $200 million to erect Cytown.

As someone who possesses the gift of being able to simultaneously piss off Hawkeye and Cyclone fans … this is a masterpiece from Pollard. Comparing what’s happening with the ISU women’s bball program to the Iowa women is like comparing the I State logo to the Cloneado.

@TommyBirch Who can blame her for transferring? She's going to make more money in college than as a pro. Sucks for I-State, but it's a different playing field now. Instead of Cytown, they should put that money towards the programs.

Audi Crooks, one of the best post players in the country and one of the most popular players in the nation, is entering the transfer portal. desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/c…

@HawkeyeGeorge Apparently, you never been to the hood, yo.

@RandyFales *you're Randy! JFC

I set my TV remote down somewhere last night and for the life of me can't find it. This must be what going insane feels like.

@RandyFales You should have a subscription, Randy!

With that, another Iowa State women’s basketball season is in the books. More to come tomorrow. Thanks for reading, following and even reminding me when I’m an idiot (which is apparently often). Now go buy a paper.

@koshiz True story. Back when they played MLB playoff games during the day, my business math teacher let me go home and get a TV to bring in to watch the Astros. I did and discovered my dad's girlfriend in nothing but a towel. He was still married to my mom at the time. Awkward!!!

Let the man dance

@trentcondon It is terrible, just terrible that we don't use hand-written brackets in pools anymore!!! I feel dirty and sleazy when I fill out an online bracket!!! #getoffmylawnwhippersnapper

Bracket of Integrity

@scottsiepker @koshiz @MurphyCade @IowaEverywhere We drank water out of the garden hose, our energy drink was Gatorade out of a glass bottle, and we worked on our $1000 car that we spent a year working at McDonalds for a year to buy. That shit made you a man, not the Cinderella bullshit that young whipper snappers do today, yo!

What was in the water in the 80s? How are these college kids? They all look middle aged. Full mustaches. Thick necks. Feathered hair. These are 20-year-olds?? Full episodes of #Overthinking with @koshiz @MurphyCade and me on @IowaEverywhere.

Randy really hopes that the NAACP sets up games between Iowa vs Penn and Iowa State vs Nebraska. That would be dope, yo!

@LaBen_27 Vodky??? Tells me all I need to know, Princess.

@RandyFales Fresh squeezed. Little vodky

Why does a mich ultra cost more than water?

@ChrisMWilliams @Hassel_Chris Well, Chris, in case you pondering, Randy always keeps one in the chamber.

Watching Houston struggle at Oklahoma State right now, I cant help but ponder if @Hassel_Chris has been onto something about the backloaded Big 12 schedule. Other than Arizona, all of these teams are "struggling" heading into the postseason. Are they struggling or has playing against the best teams in the best league in America exposed their weaknesses and worn them down? However, iron sharpens iron. This could make the league better for the tourney too.

Omar coming!!!

@TommyBirch The court is so much better. Kansas State's unis be awful, yo!

The Big 12 catering to people complaining online. What a world.

@ChildersRadio You a fan of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, right? Right??? Oh Lord Ditka, please don't tell me the Pony doesn't like It's Always Sunny...

@DrakeBulldogsMB Yes, High five your team that is about to get beat down and sent home.

🚨Join us at Ballpark Village in St. Louis for a pregame gathering before the Bulldogs takes on Southern Illinois! 🏀Don’t miss your chance to high five the team as they head to the arena, and performances from pep band and cheer! 🆓Admission is 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄! #DSMHometownTeam