Al Bundy

#thenihitthatdougie then I hurt my back so #thenihittheadvil and #thenihitthatcouch

Washed my jeans and found some money in the pocket #thenihitthatdougie

I show rednecks the photo of obama #thenihitthatdougie on deyass

#whoeverimarry will steal my soul

#relationshipsendbecause your a whore

#relationshipsendbecause the market is flooded with pussy we just a new shipment in today

#relationshipsendbecause you got fat

#closingarguments "what happened to all the sour patch parents?"

#fatpeoplenightmares terrorist attack on thanksgiving have to cancel it to get to safety

#fatpeoplenightmares elevator broken sign meeting on the second floor

#fatpeoplenightmares a full plane and only one seat for both of their chins

#fatpeoplenightmares trapped in a room with Richard simmons

#fatpeoplenightmares being locked in a room fulla mc nuggets with only one bbq sauce nooooooooooo

#fatpeoplenightmares too many of them stuck on an elevator

#fatpeoplenightmares salad day in the cafeteria

So how do you get signed to ymcb if your over 40? Petey Pablo

#youdumbashell if you think size doesn't matter

#for65milliondollars I'll do five years in jail

#letsbereal if you have to ask a girl if your dick is big then your not going to like the answer

#letsbereal most girls after high school turn into big cows .... Moooo