Doge Master

This is the message Mediatonic needs to hear most about the current Fall Guys situation. Here's how, in both the best AND worst case scenarios, the lack of communication hurts regardless. Do better. We want this game to continue thriving. Full video is out now. #SaveFallGuys

@Totiboy8 @FallGuysGame The same thing you wanted them to address two and a half months ago x.com/Totiboy8/statu…

@RealDogeMaster @FallGuysGame What’s there to address?

It's Crown Rank season 👑 Earn extra Crown Shards by completing challenges in Crown Shard Scramble!

Remember, you can always skip hard levels!

@ShitpostGate Move QRSTUV up a bit and move WXYZ down a bit 🙏

@patternrecoggni Hi

@Britannica Doesn't address my counterpoint of 'ate'. How does 8 not have an A. Just admit your fact was wrong

For everyone asking, this fact is true for numerical words. While some dialects add the word “and” to mixed numbers, “and” isn’t part of the number.

No number before 1,000 contains the letter A.

@galadinosaur It's none other than Tim Sweeney himself

@RealDogeMaster theres been this noter continually sucking off mt for a while now and i need to know who it is bro

This would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so sad though Yes, let's not update our game and just ignore our entire community for 7-8 months, and then one of the only pieces of communication we get is that buying the cosmetics that are never even new will be much more expensive for no reason. Masterful gambit, Epic! (screenshot of a level that accurately shows how I feel about this)

@1ingus I'm not an AI language model—everything you see is just true human intellect! 😄

I just realized what AI stands for... Albert Instein. That's why it's so smart

@ID_AA_Carmack @aeter8num There hasn’t been significant gaming of the system. Thankfully there are enough benefits to curation and reputation in having one >$1M app than to breaking it up into a near-duplicate set of <$1M apps. But this assumes a modest take rate. At 30% behavior may change.

Companies like Meta subsidize third party developers in various ways to help grow their platforms, then take 30% of the developer revenue right back with the platform tax, which is a wasteful churn. Epic’s tax structure of zero for the first $1M / year in revenue seems like a clean solution. You would still need explicit subsidies to get certain types of games / apps created at all, but it perfectly rewards what you actually want: increased economic activity, versus a biased pre-selection process. @TimSweeneyEpic Have there been any unexpected perverse incentives as a result of this policy? If it wasn’t so easily exploited by buying your own app, a negative rate “earned income tax credit” for initial revenue would actually be a good incentive for a platform like Quest.

@thiojoe Have you done the same test where the custom thumbnail also has your face in it? Because it's unclear to me whether this is a case of "people clicking on default thumbnail over a custom one" or if it's "people clicking on one with a human face over one without it"

Interesting 🤔 No thumbnail is currently winning

"I wanna actually make the fall guys videos I've been thinking about making for forever"

@Jaba_FG @FallGuysOwl Didn't mean to ratio that hard whoops

@RealDogeMaster @FallGuysOwl

Starting April 8, we’re making price increases to Show-Bucks. Read all the details in our blog here: fallguys.com/en-US/news/pri…

@Britannica literally 8?? ate??

@FallGuysOwl Seven and a half months btw my bad I'm losing track of time at this point

I'm sorry but after not updating your game for six and a half months (and quite honestly not even putting anything in the shop to buy with said show bucks anyway) this is the easiest way to make your playerbase even angrier and make you guys seem more tone deaf than ever. I hate being so negative but genuinely, what the hell are you thinking?

The Blunderdome is set with no need for new features ✨ Nothing. Tomorrow. fall guys dot com slash nothing

I hope this reaches the right people lmao #fallguys

@FallGuysGame Is this how you guys imagine the elephant

Time to top up your Kudos with some challenges 🟣 Kudos Celebration is back!

@EpicNewsroom @honkaistarrail @EpicGames What if instead of pressing the "add more collabs to fortnite" button you pressed the "give fall guys players their first content in 213 days" button 🙏🙏🙏

A new collaboration with @honkaistarrail is bringing the Stellaron Hunter Blade Outfit to Fortnite, and players who make an eligible purchase in Honkai: Star Rail via the @EpicGames Store can unlock it. Through the @EpicGames Store’s Gift-with-Purchase program, developers have a way to continue promoting their games while giving fans more ways to connect with their favorite characters. More details here: store.epicgames.com/news/epic-game…