Mariano.

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Mariano.

@RealGoRdo

#heretoplay #aquiparajugar ⚡️Chargers⚡️ in regards to anything else, I don’t give a shit. Ohtani Cultist

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·4 Haz

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. - @Tool

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·48m

@Slimjaneyyy Ok, we’re not in a nuclear apocalypse. Jfc

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Janet 🇲🇽✨@Slimjaneyyy·4h

Sir what the actual fuck

Danny Z@DannyZzzzzz11

@Slimjaneyyy Get a multi-use bucket, you bathe, brush your teeth and use the toilet with the same bucket

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Night Sky Today@NightSkyToday·7h

BREAKING🚨: On the Night of April 1, the "Pink Moon" can be observed in the Sky.😍

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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸@JudiciaryDems·2h

No blank checks for ICE.

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·53m

@aviiianab let’s go to a game and support the team lol

Dan Clark@DanClarkSports

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: The Miami Marlins are an absolute embarrassment to MLB. Pulling a crowd of just 6,515 tonight is genuinely pathetic, and I don't give a crap about those who will argue, "But it's against the White Sox." This is a pro sports team in a city of 6.4M people (wider metro).

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·54m

@ChillCandace My donut place sells ham and cheese 🥐. Donut?

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Chill Candace@ChillCandace·1h

Someone in here said “if it’s sold in a donut shop -it’s a donut. An eclair is a donut.

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·55m

@Reinita625 It’s boring. A great season blend with liven it up

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Nicky Ethier@Reinita625·1h

I don’t know why before I didn’t care for ground turkey. And now? I think it’s pretty fire. Maybe it’s the season blend I am using.

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·1h

Bestie, @chrissyt00 . Let’s go!

MLB@MLB

The Colorado Rockies will have donut pizzas at Coors Field this season 😋 These donuts are covered in garlic butter, grated parmesan cheese, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, marinara sauce, pesto sauce and Italian seasoning 😮

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·4h

Imagine starting a war because your boss is a pedophile rapist. Sending billions that could’ve went to healthcares and resources for the very country he is running.

Department of State@StateDept

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country.

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·5h

@Reinita625

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Nicky Ethier@Reinita625·8h

I meal prepped the carrot salad and I don’t know how I feel about it. Don’t get me wrong it’s tasty. But I feel kinda silly just eating all this carrot. 😂

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·5h

@sHOrTIEEE94 👀

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𝐌α𝐫 ✿@sHOrTIEEE94·6h

Love my new LA 🧢

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·6h

Evening workouts feel a lot better than AM workouts. Maybes it because of there being more chicks in the evening but, it definitely hits better.

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Legendary Hashiriya ⛩️@Legendhashiriya·1d

KITKAT@KITKAT

Regarding recent press coverage

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90s WWE@90sWWE·8h

"I hope gas prices don't get too high" Gas prices:

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·8h

I’m over today 🫥

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·8h

@Daisy_C22 Yes!

b2b WS Champs Dodgers Daisy@Daisy_C22·23h

Hey chat, do you think I can work this set? (Don't say no, I already booked my appt 🫣)

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·8h

@Daisy_C22

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b2b WS Champs Dodgers Daisy@Daisy_C22·10h

The way I'm so over this giant truck, and now I have to fill up a gas tank for the first time in almost a year 🙃

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Mariano.@RealGoRdo·12h

Not loud like a Honda. It impresses me

Roma@Romazehari

if you’re a man w/ a loud car, I assume that you want to impress other men, because women actually find it annoying & overstimulating 🫠

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Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·16h

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.